2007-10-04 13:07:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We need to go out and have a few drinks and take over the karaoke bar. Maybe we can make money by taking off our bras and stuff. (well, we can use the money to buy more liquor) of course if I take off my bra, my boobies will hang a bit low. haha
2007-10-05 01:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."
2007-10-04 14:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by thenetsurfer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Turn that frown upside down,
then kind of turn it at a 30 degree angle
and draw a line perpendicular to that
and what you got is a geometry problem on your face and a lot of people staring at you
Here's a star, but I don't know if that will help
2007-10-04 13:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by OneLove 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd give you a hug, a little kiss on the forehead, and tell you that tomorrow will be here soon, with a whole new bunch of positive possibilities.
Then, more than likely, I would trip on the area rug in your hallway and fall on my a**, as I tried to make a quick and quiet movie star exit! :)
2007-10-04 13:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to hear that you are feeling down!! I have given you a Star and I'm sending you a big smile and a hug!! Catch!! If there is anything else I can help you with to feel better just let me know!!
2007-10-04 13:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are plenty ways to cheer the girl up, the problem is if she wants to,first of all we need to know what is it that bothers you, because with some jokes u might feel sensitive and it might even bring u down more...other than that answer on this question,,If #2 pencil is the most popular pencil then why is it still #2?.have fun
2016-04-07 04:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not me. That should be able to cheer up someone walking the green mile.
2007-10-04 13:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's an Australian kiss ?
It's the same as a French kiss, except it's down under : )
Good evening !
2007-10-04 13:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by ............... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi there, hottie. What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86BZvr3QQk
Yo, LaKisha! There's a song about that.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195319
2007-10-04 13:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in your place. Keyword: WAS.
Solution = wine.
drink some wine. i had like, two glasses. I'm so much better right now!
2007-10-04 13:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋