2007-10-04 11:02:45 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Allah told me to send you to him right now. He wants a word with you about all the people you are killing in his name.
At that point I would cut his throat and stick a knife in his heart.
2007-10-04 11:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him to stop calling me names and would begin my (verbal) tirade on how a f**** immoral, sick, demented evil person he is and will never become a martyr and will be judged and forever be held in purgatory as Heaven and Hell (or whatever the equivalent is) is too good for him!! Once I was finished, cut his b***s off and have him hung, drawn and quartered in front of the victims' families of the bombings in London and New York only AFTER they each had their shot at stoning him and spitting at him.
NOW THAT WOULD BE JUSTICE!
2007-10-04 11:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
give him a fatal deck in the face, then bust his balls.
after is down on the ground in pain, i would kick his carcass a few times. then i would take a cheese grater and use it on his whole body. next, i would fill up a bathtub with tabasco sauce. i would then dunk his carcass into it and let it simmer.
making sure that he stays alive, i would then put him in a pool of sharks that were not fed for a week. before the sharks fully kill him, he would be removed somehow and taken to a city
there, a large fishing hook will be thrust through his back, but not so that it kills him. i would then hand out baseball bats and line up people to beat him down.
2007-10-04 11:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kick george W bushes *** so he would withdraw all his forces for middleeast and stop supporting Israel. Then we can make friends and stop US alqueda conflict once and for all and ask osama if he could turn himself in
2007-10-04 20:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yippie Kyay Mutherf%#)er. Then I'd pull the trigger.
2007-10-04 11:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
hi Osama, would you like to live a normal life one day?, with a PS3 and plasma tv and your family around you...cant be nice being on your own
;o)
2007-10-05 00:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by openyoureyespeople! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say, "Long way from home, -aren't you fella..?" -& THEN I'd "drop a dime" -& chew out my local INS, FBI, and DHS offices, -for falling down on the "job" again!!! What a Country! :)
2007-10-04 11:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got yer. You're nicked.. Then phone up for the reward money
2007-10-04 11:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come in, and sit down. Well, what a fine mess you've got yourself into... You may not be aware of this Osama, but the Yanks, with their billion dollar defence budget, still say that your a threat. Living in a mud hut in the Afghan mountains. Can you believe that? The Yanks have been dumbed down to such a level, well, enough said. Would you like sugar with that coffee?
2007-10-04 11:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by hello_its_only_me 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
what do you think of arsenals chances this season??
never talk about religion or politics it just creates ill feeling and can lead to an argument
2007-10-04 12:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋