If I am reincarnated, I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
2007-10-04 10:27:10 · 25 answers · asked by Granny 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Girl--you kill me!!! There are a lot of good points to that. Are we talking about a different life--not the one we just lived?? There are a few things I wouldn't want to re-live. But then you & I could meet up in the nursing home and stay close till we're an orgasm!
2007-10-04 11:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Nannie 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
We Hindus firmly believe that birth as a human is the last, the very last in aycle of 84 lakh birth in differnt categories works,animals etc.Andif you lead a virtuus life you are born again but are united the aliighty.However, there have been some verified cases which lend credence to belief that there is such a phenominon as rebirth.There was the famous case of Shanta Devi sixty years ago who identified her relations in the past human life.According to her her rebirth was to complete some thing leflt undone during the past birth and then she would be break of this circle of life and death and life again.
I would not mind to be born again as it would offer me a chance to correct some wrongs I had done,apolose to somebody whom I had made unhappy,ask forgiveness from my sons and daughters for not being able to do as much as I wanted for them and in fact being guilty of producing them when I knew I cannot carry their resposibilities.I would also ask forgiveness to my teacheer for the jokes I cut behind their back. In fact there are so may unfinished jobs carried over that not one , not two but many, many rebirths would be necessary.
2007-10-05 03:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are demented!!!!. If I can pick my self back off the floor from laughing so hard I will give you a star. LOVE IT. Really it does not sound like a bad idea. I was really skeptical when I first started to read this. And I said no way would I be interested in this. But you made me come around to your way of thinking. Made my day. Still laughing!!!!
2007-10-04 11:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Moe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can you imagine me being a College graduate at 8 years old?
But I like the idea of reverse aging. There are many things I would have the opportunity to improve on.
2007-10-04 17:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cranky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
u just made my day, i love this idea as well ,is it yours?
but take in mind that the idea itself is simply scary! , the more you live the more frightend you become.
lets take responsibility for an examlpe, you gain it as a result of your actions, so technically, kids will be more responsible, more educated as well as more childish, thus, the world will vanish pretty soon, no more technology progress right?
in addition, the very kids we will be depending on will not be up to the task due to their brain incapabality to understand technology and other life matters.
Thanks for the 5 min i spent thinking about it, i wonder what others think about this idea.
it's been a blast!
2007-10-04 10:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Alright. Interesting!
2016-05-21 00:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end result would be just as bad if not worse. I mean what if you die before you get to relax in the womb and get to be am orgasm !!!!! How sad !!!! This idea right here could be a book and an awesome movie though !!!!!
2007-10-04 15:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! LOL! Actually, being Christian, I rather like the idea of where I'm going. Yet you raise some interesting points, particularly that last one, and you cracked me up again. Good one!
2007-10-05 01:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lady G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fascinating concept - as long as the later memories were lost as you retrogressed (similar to this dang forgetfulness
we live with now).
2007-10-05 04:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that sounds fantastic. I'd love to try. The first few years would be kinda hard, but then all fun.
2007-10-04 10:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by larissa 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋