2007-10-04 09:56:28 · 45 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) Use it in a magic show.
2) Wear it as a hat.
3) Put it in somebody's toilet.
4) Donate it to charity.
5) Take it on a roller coaster.
6) Let it sit out in the sun for a couple of days then take it to the circus.
7) Teach it to catch rodents.
8) Freeze dry it, then use it as one of those amazing cats that
balances on your hand with one paw.
9) Name it Mavis and then have it teach typing classes.
I don't know why people think it's cruel... the cat is dead. D-E-A-D. It's like a rock, but smellier.
2007-10-04 10:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I didn't do it, but my dad had to get the shovel and scrape my ran over cat out of the highway when I was 5...
I cried. Poor Bobby.
2007-10-04 11:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuff it, mount it on trolley wheels with an electric motor, and have radio controlled cat races (I pinched this idea off Time Splitters for the Xbox)
2007-10-04 10:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is this book called 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, we bought one for my dad and one for me.
One of the uses was for a Pencil sharpener ( can you visualize it?)
Another use was for an ink well ( paw)
If I can find the book I'll email you and give you the Authors name. You will pee your pants laughing so hard....
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101 Uses for a Dead Cat- Simon Bond
2007-10-04 10:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by beanhead1972((14HIM)) 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Stuff and get a stuffed dog and put them together so that the dog looks like it's chasing the cat.
2007-10-04 10:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by CTRL Freak 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it's been lying in the road for awhile, it automatically becomes a sail-kitty, which is thrown like a frisbee.
2007-10-04 10:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doctor...Doctor ...Doctor...before I answer the question...I want to thank you for last night......I really needed that........I am talking about the ten pointsI got for best answer....what did you think I ment? anyway....dead cat......what about skinning it,.......first with the meat....make some delicious cat stew....and so not to waste anything.....a nice cat hat, made with genuine cat fur......so stylish.....
2007-10-04 11:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All you need to do is find another one the same and - hey presto - a nice warm pair of slippers
2007-10-04 10:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by coolrocksharron 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are other things you could do to gain a laugh, I'm not a cat lover but i wouldn't do things to dead animals just to get a buzz!!
2007-10-04 10:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
put it in a box with holes it it
and give it away as a gift
or take it to the vet
and say you're worried cos he isn't eating anything
2007-10-04 10:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋