Can you write a nice love story using these phrases from 'The Chair', as recorded by George Strait?

Question

1. I dont know the name of the band, but they're good.
2. No, I dont mind at all.
3. Could I talk you out of a light?
4. That wasn't my chair after all.
5. I dont think I caught your name.
6. Well, that makes two of us, glad you came.
Have fun with it! I'll read your efforts tomorrow.

Answer 1

Dodge city, Kansas
Circa 1873

"She's Workin' Double Time On The Seduction Line"

Sunshine and The Dodge Boys were set to play a Barn Dance in Hays City.
U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon, Sunshine's beau: "Sweetie. I 'll get there just as soon as I finish up business with Judge Booker. You're not mad at me, are ya?"
Sunshine:"(2) No, I don't mind at all. It'll give me a little chance to check out the men in Hays....Hmmmm....Might be fun."
Matt grabbed her and kissed her quite soundly on the lips.
He looked at her..... "You just wait for me....You hear?"
Sunshine smiled...."I hear."

As Sunshine and the band were setting up, the Town Stud wandered over......"Hey, sexy...... You got any plans after the dance? Maybe you and I could make a little music together."
Sunshine just smiled and shook her head.
Town Stud to himself......." Playing hard to get, huh? Hmmm. I like that."
Sunshine took off her jacket ,walked to center stage, wiggled her hips and cried out, "KICK IT, BOYS!" In her black leather outfit, she was definitely a sight to see!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_ctaVFEHQ

Matt arrived half way through the number. He smiled as he watched her work the crowd. One member of the crowd was getting a bit rowdy.....Every time Sunshine threw her hair back, the Town Stud let out a raucous yell.
He wanted to light up his cigar but couldn't find a march. He walked over to Matt.....(3) Could I talk you out of a light?"
Matt:"Sorry....I don't smoke." Matt grabbed a chair and sat down. "Hope you don't mind."
Town Stud:" Naaaaah...... (4)That wasn't my chair after all. 'Sides...... I can't sit still, watching that sexy babe struttin' her stuff....Know what I mean, pardner?! Hmmm. Hmmmm. (1)I dont know the name of the band, but they're good.
Say......(5)I dont think I caught your name either, mister."
Matt:"Name's Dillon."
Town Stud:" Well, Dillon........ You jest stick around and I'll show ya how to lasso a sweet filly. Yes sir....... I'm really taking a hankering to that Sunshine girl."
Matt :"(6)Well, that makes two of us, glad you came.....Now get lost!"
Town Stud:" Hey!! I saw her first."
Matt:"Hey! She's my gal. We live together. Capice ?!"
Town Stud: You don't scare me none!!"
Matt stood up. His 6'7" frame towered over the man.
He lost his bravado as he looked up at Matt's face....... http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/james-arness.jpg
TheTown Stud smiled sheepishly....."Okay. Okay. But I gotta tell ya." He took one last look at Sunshine........"That little gal could shake ME all night long."
Matt grinned as he turned his attention back to the stage........♫ "She's working double time on the seduction line
She is one of a kind, and she's just mine all mine.♫.....Yep. She's mine all mine."

Answer 2

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