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2007-10-04 07:25:46 · 29 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

you sound like a virgin

2007-10-04 07:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by coach 4 · 5 2

"Wow! You sound like a race horse!"
"How did it come out?" (My friend would always ask me that!)

True story.
My friend went into the bathroom and heard thumping and groaning in the next stall. First thing that went through his mind; "On my! In the bathroom?!" He quickly did his business as to not disturb the act that was occurring next door. He proceeded to wash his hands and then the door to the next stall opened. My friend was expecting to see a disheveled couple emerge, but to his surprise, it was an elderly gentleman with a cane.

Aloha! =0)

2007-10-04 21:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by hula wabbit 6 · 2 0

My favorites are the baby/potty-training ones...you know, like...

Good shot!
Oooo, you went both!
Gimme a high five...you went number two!
Way to get that out there little guy!
Nice color and consistency...
Do you need to pee too?
etc.

...especially when uttered in public in a sing-song or babycuddleupkins voice (:

2007-10-04 14:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hoosier Mom 5 · 2 0

Nice Underwear dude

2007-10-04 14:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You didnt rinse off I think I still see something white hanging around.. Is it soap?

2007-10-04 14:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"You wipe so gracefully!" " I simply LOVE the way you unroll the TP." Haven't seen such a bootylicious bottom since J Lo" "Thanks for using patchouli air spray. Works much better than vanilla." "Is that YOUR number on the wall?"

2007-10-04 14:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well when I was tapping my foot on the ground and then reached under the stall I was told, "Boy you have amazing testicles... and this is coming from a US Senator!)

2007-10-04 14:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Are you urinating or cleaning out a firehose in there?

2007-10-04 14:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 2 1

nice pants, can i try them on?

I saw your underwear and i like it, where can i get a pair?

Wow!!! you and i peed for the same amount of time, nice goin! High Five!!

2007-10-04 14:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Smells like roses...

2007-10-04 14:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by sleepingliv 7 · 2 2

Once got, "Wow, you are fast! You really know how to take care of your buisness!"

@___@

2007-10-04 14:35:51 · answer #11 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 2 1

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