1. Racial Equality Coordinator.
2. Fact checker at public library "We give you nothing but the facts ma'am."
3. Director of the CIA
4. Male model. (Just for you sunshine.)
Bonus: Owner of the Long Branch Saloon of course.
2007-10-04 07:17:49
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answer #1
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answered by ghouly05 7
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1. Archie Bunker
Neurosurgeon
2. Sgt. Joe Friday
IRS Tax auditor
3. Barney Fife
Astronaut (LOL)
4. And of course....U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon
Veterinarian
BONUS.....Sunshine MacGillicutty, honorary resident of Dodge City.
Pretty young schoolteacher
2007-10-04 07:53:24
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Archie Bunker - NAACP activist
2. Sgt. Joe Friday - IRS auditor
3. Barney Fife - Rocket Scientist
4. And of course....U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon - Chippendale Dancer
BONUS.....Sunshine MacGillicutty, honorary resident of Dodge City - Rockette @ Radio City Music Hall in NY
2007-10-04 07:20:07
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answered by Char 7
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1. Archie Bunker - The Pope or WalMart Door Greeter
2. Sgt. Joe Friday - Standup/Improv Comedian or Playboy Bunny
3. Barney Fife - Televangelist or Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
4. U.S. Marshall Matt Dillon - Mime or Pizza Delivery Guy
Bonus - Sunshine MacGillicutty, honorary resident of Dodge City - Ballerina or Hobo
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Bonus2 - Ghouly - Teleprompter Reader or Professional Laugh Track Audience Member
Bonus3 - Cheese - Nanny or Lobotomist
Bonus4 - Emuboy - Ostrich jockey or Greeting Card Author
2007-10-04 09:07:29
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Archie Bunker - Political/religious/movie commentator/critic
2. Sgt. Joe Friday - Children's Museum CSI leader
3. Barney Fife - Stay-at-home-Dad
4. U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon - Lead role on "Bones"
BONUS: Sunshine MacGillictutty - Renowned Art/Dance/Theatre teacher with at least three part-time jobs as "hobbies" (:
2007-10-04 07:29:15
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answer #5
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answered by Hoosier Mom 5
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Archie Bunker- Spokesman for the democratic national party.
(But don't you mean republican?!! everyone screams. Well no I don't. Let's make it interesting I say)
Sgt. Joe Friday- Shrimp boat captain. He could dragnet(s) all over the place....(thank you very much. I'll be here all week)
Barney Fife- Hollywood agent. Could you see his salary negotiations on behalf of say......Paris Hilton?
"Well that's fine Mr. Spielberg (sniff), but we're not settling for a penny less than 4 million. (eyes bug out comically)
"You're right! You'd be settling for 200 million pennies less Mr. Fife!"
"Done!" (slow dawning realization. Bug eyes return. Sniff!)
Matt Dillon- New host of "Orange County Choppers". Hey. He's already bow legged, let's give the man a harley and let him make some money!
Sunshine Macgillicutty- Meet the new Louis L'amore! Sunshine's books captivate the imaginations of western lovers the world over! Huzzah!
Quid pro quo-
Wow Bill- Street corner philosopher. Or Agriculturalist. (just spreading Sh** and growing corn...lol...you know Olive you Bill)
2007-10-04 08:51:51
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answered by Cheese 4
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1. Sheriff Andy Taylor - School Teacher 2. Ricky Ricardo - Boxer 3. Miss Kitty - Talk Show Hostess 4. Charles Ingalls - Minister 5. Festus Haggen - Surgical Assistant
2016-04-07 03:53:23
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answered by Marie 4
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1. Racial Equality Coordinator.
2. Fact checker at public library
3. Director of the CIA
4. Male model.
2007-10-04 07:26:05
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answered by ebakwest05 1
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TSA (transportation safety administration) airport screener/profiler.
Barista--king of all baristas. Every latte has precisely the same tail on the whipped cream.
Transvestite dominatrix.
Tavern Owner, old west themed.
2007-10-04 10:31:20
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answered by Hoosier Daddy 5
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1. Radio talk show host (Like Glenn Beck or Limbaugh)
2. Who?
3. High School Teacher
4. Who?
2007-10-04 07:09:24
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answered by IAskUAnswer 6
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