1. I tell other people why they are wrong for not thinking like me
2. I tell other people they are dumb for not thinking like me
3. I'm always right
4. I'm always politically correct
5. I'm smarter than 100% of conservatives
6. I know global warming is caused by humans because Al Gore's film told me all about it.
7. I've never been in the military
8. I think San Fransisco is one of the greatest cities in the world
9. Clinton=God
10. I'm not a follower
11. I'm a free-thinker even if I repeat something that Keith Olbermann said I'm still a free-thinker.
2007-10-04 04:41:40 · 20 answers · asked by bluestatebobby 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You are a troll posing as a liberal stereotype. Enough said.
2007-10-04 08:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1- yer mispellin stinx
2- ewe lye a lott
3- Yer a poser
4- Never been in ther military that DOES sound Conservative . A rich rich one!
8- You could get laid in San Fransisco if you tried.
That IS conservative!
11- A little too much beer to come up w/ that one
2007-10-04 11:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jim W 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations!!!
That was the most original, non repetitive, intelligent, insightful, uniquely unique and utterly truthful statement I have ever set my small little mind upon. I would have never thought you to be a liberal in a million and a half years.
so thankx for clarifying all that for me.
(that's called sarcasim)
2007-10-04 12:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey same for me..thanks, I will use it with one minor revision...I will change "conservative" and replace it with "humans"...Oh, and 12. Being gay is so cool....13. Emos rule...14. Can't stop at 13, because I believe it too lucky to stop as I am Wicca...that's when Harry send me my mode of travel...bye...gotta love liberals....have one in my car's rear window...complete with a bobbing head....I AM A LEFT WING LIBERAL AND PROUD OF IT....my neck is getting sore....bye again....
2007-10-04 11:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by bruce b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.... Yeah, your arguments provide all the justification.
Face it, you're a closeted conservative masquerading as a liberal... and your slip is showing.
2007-10-04 12:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by sagacious_ness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bobby, you should never admit to using Keith Olbermann material.
Also, I heard Al Gore's immigrant housekeeper almost froze to death in July while trying to find the thermostat in his mansion.
2007-10-04 11:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Several other answers have called it! You are a conservative troll. Ask a real question but I suspect you think you have found a clever way to expound your position, well, NO.
2007-10-04 11:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
This garbage-liberal bashing question is what gives your cover away.
2007-10-04 11:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by BrushPicks 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it's because you're obviously a conservative troll who is using this rant to insult liberals.
2007-10-04 11:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by tangerine 7 · 9⤊ 3⤋
LOL - Dude thats a riot! Even your own people think you are a conservative!!
2007-10-04 11:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋