Assuming jail was not a factor...
1. Show your privates to the manager of your local grocery store.
2. Eat a small cookie comprised of your own boogers.
3. Sit in a coffin for five minutes with continuous farts coming through small tubes inside.
4. Knock down a stranger and hump him/her until they hit you, then run off singing the chorus of Toto's Africa.
5. Punch yourself iin the face like you meant it.
6. Walk through an upscale mall from one exit to another wearing a shirt that read "I Beat Herpes."
7. Stand in front of a cell phone shop, wearing only flip-flops and a thong and continuously smack your butt saying "Take that and that.." for two minutes
2007-10-04 04:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I almost fell out of my chair laughing! This is classic! I can't even pick, but have fun!
2007-10-04 04:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do 2 or 3, just on general principles. Most of the other stuff I could probably handle - although it's more likely that people would pay me not to do 7.
2007-10-04 11:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i still consider the jail factor for crying out loud out off the 7
2007-10-04 11:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always could use, but don't need $500 that bad.
2007-10-04 15:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋