what happens if I jump into the river tyne?

Question

(in Newcastle UK)
While drunk and with a backpack of weights on?

Answer 1

well first you'll get wet. then you will probably sink dependent on weight and you will likely swallow water and drown, which they say is and absolutely awful way to go.

Answer 2

Sink like a
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Answer 3

You will turn to a diamond in thirty thousand years!