I'm moving out of my apartment currently and the giant lesbian upstairs has tortured me and my new husband since June; she never sleeps, she slams things around and blasts music on 4am on weekdays. We've called the cops and it only makes the ***** worse. Now that we are leaving, I want revenge, I want pay back and I don't care how immature you think I am; this ***** destroyed our lives, so much infact we both became ill from not sleeping and all the stress she put us under. Besides sueing her, what else can I do, nice and vindictive people. It is beyond justified. God himself would want me to get her!
2007-10-04 03:40:02 · 12 answers · asked by Jersey Style 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh trust me I've been saying I'll burn the place down for months now, with them in it! I just can't figure out how to not get caught! damn law
2007-10-04 03:57:38 · update #1
hahah see now I don't have to BUY roaches for ,$1450 a month + utils they already live there! disgusting! I'm so glad it's over! oh and snaps to Mr. Happy and slimey Loved your answers!
2007-10-04 04:08:06 · update #2
LOL thanks Danger. Nothing crazy or illegal, maybe some butter on the stairs, she can lick it off LOL. Whatever I just wanted to see what answers I'd get, just glad to be outta there. Later kids :) thanks for the responses.
2007-10-04 07:41:57 · update #3
go in the basement and shut off her power. she wont know what the heck is going on and she'll go off the deep end for nothing. lol
spray her door or her doorknob with roach spray.
the smell will kill her...
invest in 2 dozen eggs and do drive bys on her car circling the block 3 or 4 times lol.
then top it off with a ketchup drenched tampon or sanitary napkin or two.. heck make it three lol. tie them on the doorknob the day you move out. it'd be great!!
2007-10-04 03:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ஐslimeyfinger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell all her friends she is really straight and she's really an undercover cop.
Get the word out in the clubs she goes to that she is into B.D. and likes to be whipped.
If she uses the apartment's laundry Catch her when she is drying her clothes and has to use the bathroom, then put itching powder in her clothes.
Bake her some chocolate chip cookies to show her there is no hard feelings (made out of ex-lax and marijuana of course)
Catch some mice and slip them in her apartment so she'll have some pets.
Those are a few things and nothing serious enough to get in trouble with the law over.
2007-10-04 03:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that you've already established a legal history with the psycho that lived above you.
Many of the things that you could do to her run the risk of getting you in deep legal trouble.
I would suggest that you apply the "catch her whiles she's on the crapper " method .
Wait a couple of months until she's positive that she she did you and you couldn't do anything in return . Let her enjoy her hubris . Then slowly and methodically start "dropping dimes" on her. She'll never make the connection back to you
Good luck
2007-10-04 05:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
While I agree totally that getting her back would feel really good right now, it might be best to remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. Karma will get her in the end.
Her being stuck in an apartment with the landlord from hell may be her own just dessert!
2007-10-04 04:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put some fish in the heating vents.
Let a few rats loose.
Call the cops on her and tell them you suspect she's a terrorist.
2007-10-04 03:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
4 flat tires is a nice way to start...followed up with some nice chocolate syrup in the gas tank...then I would follow that up by beating the piss out of the b i t c h!!!...
2007-10-04 03:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by mrhappy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a fish head on her exhaust pipe is always a lovely going away gift. It will linger for a really long time.
2007-10-04 03:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can't touch her.
She has as much right to make noise, as you do, but you could ask the landlord to give you a more peaceful apartment.
lol@avatar.dmx
2007-10-04 04:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by allspiceglitter 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
burn the place down....nothing like a good arson to get somebody's goat...
2007-10-04 03:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
put a dog poo out the front of her door !!
2007-10-04 03:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋