2007-10-04 03:37:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
so I am attempting this on my own without the generator
Alas feathers bloom in sparkling water
withering smoothly with every gulp
tasting of rotten raspberry dew
Spider will you even grasp
that fuzzy teddy bear
which munches on frozen bananas
I wonder will the sea monkeys
fly and sway with the gust of aroma
arising from my kitchen
everything is turning pink
I sink
2007-10-04 03:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by gone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Spider. No, I cannot write my worst Vogon Poem because I don't do poetry in public.
Congrats on your #1 status in the Top 10.
2007-10-04 03:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let's see. Doug Adams, hitchhiker's guide. read that about 8 years ago. thinking.
Pruriently examining my inner bookshelf, microscopic denial abounds.
Shards of mustard catalogs frustrated pastel sounds.
Time was ashed beween us,
Portable and intent.
Martians sparkle lambent snapping in a tent.
( i can't remember if the Vogons used this rhyme scheme without googling it)
2007-10-04 03:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
See, see the insane sky
Marvel at its big purple depths.
Tell me, Bethany do you
Wonder why the three-toed sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your shmoopy facial growth
That looks like
A beer.
What's more, it knows
Your ubiquitous potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big insane sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm buttholes.
2007-10-04 03:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Vogon vogon where for art thou Vogon???????
2007-10-04 03:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no i can't!
2007-10-04 03:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋