2007-10-04 02:50:50 · 31 answers · asked by Spartacus 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LOL!!! I can't, I am laughing too hard. Good question!
2007-10-04 03:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Moody Red 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In response to the first comment: Having water is not being socialist. If a service provides for the GENERAL WELFARE then it's constitutional. That means that young or old, rich or poor, black or white, short or tall, skinny or fat the service is available to everyone. Rich people do not have to dig their own wells, nor are they charged more for water than the poor. The water company also makes a profit, which makes it capitialist.
Holy Defender, there are toilets already that monitor that.
As for the question: I'd hate to have to go to the government and ask for my toilet paper, because it would be too late before I received it!
2007-10-04 04:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
capitalism is destroying the earth. america has the main suitable capitalist society inspite of the shown fact that that's depleting components at an exceptional fee. it keeps to create disparity in school economic device. the frequently occurring earnings has greater interior the corporate ruling type yet remained the comparable for workers because of the fact the Seventies and on the comparable time scientific, trip and retirement reward have decreased. the old adage the prosperous get richer the undesirable get poorer applies. interior of america we proceed to permit minorities to go into the country decrease than the guise of liberty etc. yet in fact to strengthen a greater much less costly hard paintings rigidity and a greater subservient protection rigidity. the fee of training rises because of the fact the salaries of the undesirable decline making it obtainable in basic terms for the richer to strengthen their accepted of residing. a working type hero is something to be. would howard zinn relax in peace
2016-10-21 00:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's try to determine that. First you'll have to answer a few questions.
What state do you live in?
What city do you live in?
What county do you live in?
What is your current physical address?
What is the other addresses have you lived at over the past 10 years?
How many people live in your household?
How many children under the age of 18 live at your residence?
How many working adults live in your household?
What is your average monthly salary?
What is the average monthly household income? (including all residents living at your residents)
Where are you employed?
How long have you been employed there?
List your 10 previous employers. Including income for each position and the amount of time you served in that position.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Has any member of your household ever been convicted of a felony?
Has any member of your family ever been convicted of a felony?
Did you vote in the last election?
Which political party do you support more often?
Wait there are an additional 20 pages of questions for you to fill out before we can offer you a .50 roll of toilet paper. We will also need your current and former employers to fill out these stacks of papers and your residence to fill out these stacks of papers. And don't forget to distribute these questionneres which we will need from members of your family.
NO THANKS, I’ll just steal the one out of your restroom.
2007-10-04 03:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by labken1817 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think they will put cameras in your toilet to monitor you anus for cancer soon. You'll use the bath room and a week later have an appointment with your doctor to see if you have colleen cancer and also the will test the consistency of your bowl movements to see if you are sick and or eating right.
2007-10-04 03:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go use a public bathroom in a store or park. Watch so that you don't tap your feet on the person in the next stall. Well, unless you want that kind of attention.
2007-10-04 02:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes they will provide it. But 1st you much show proof that you actually need it. Then you have to take 2 years of classes before filling out the 199 page contract.
After that there is a 15 year waiting period.
2007-10-04 02:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I think that you have to go buy it at the grocery store.
2007-10-04 03:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just do what my grandma used to do when she was a kid. When you go to the outhouse, wipe your butt with pages from a Sears Roebuck catalog!:)
Oh, wait! We no longer have the Sears Roebuck catalog! Oh, well! I'm sure that a page from News Max mag or the Wall Street Journal would suffice!:)
2007-10-04 02:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by tangerine 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you can convince the government that you can't work (even though you can) than they'll give you money to buy TP and anything else you like.
Just remember to pretend you have a serious affliction even if you don't!
2007-10-04 02:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Wicked Wanda 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you are a liberal you will just have to sell some of your food stamps. THEN, only use 2 squares in the name of Global Warming.
If you are a Conservative you will just stop at the store on your way home from work and pick up what you need...AND...even though you care about the environment, you care about personal hygiene more and will use as many sheets as you need to get the job done!
2007-10-04 02:56:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋