then your heard the bathroom door close and a man with a meat cleaver is in front of it. my question is, in your mind that time.... what you going to do tomorrow?
2007-10-04 01:50:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i think i would feel very lucky if i made it to
tommorow!!
2007-10-04 01:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by claire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drive to the hardware store, buy a new shovel for this occasion, a bag or two of lime, some tarps and twine, and a Kit Kat bar. Drive into the woods and dig a happy hole, dump the bodies, cover them up, don't forget to tap the top of the soil with the shovel (pat, pat, pat). By then I will have collected their wallets and I'm in the mood for Chinese food and lap dances. I could get use to this extra income, and the exercise is nice too. How did I kill the man behind the door you asked? If you knew my routine before I took a bath then you would know the air in my bathroom is not suitable for human habitat. The guy in the tub was probably still alive when I sat on the toilet. The guy behind the door never stood a chance.
2007-10-04 09:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok why would there be a dead guy in my tub or a guy in with a meat cleaver in my bathroom?
but if i must i'd ask both to please leave or tell the butcher dude to take his friend with him. because i'm about to take a bath :D
2007-10-04 08:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by lstgrl23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing i will probably be dead with a meat cleaver in my head
2007-10-04 08:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dispose of "two" dead bodies hogging up my bathtub...
I hate guys with meat cleavers...
(Unless it's my friendly local butcher...he's cool...)
2007-10-04 08:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
remember to keep my man with cleaver on a chain. it gets so messy when hegets out.
2007-10-04 08:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a new plumber if that's what the ones I have upstairs in my bathroom do to each other.
2007-10-04 09:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll either be freezing my @ss of on a slab at the morgue or he will. Wait till tomorrow and see. â¥
2007-10-04 08:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
See a psychiatrist.
2007-10-04 08:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men in my house at once I would think it was my lucky day, dead or alive.
2007-10-04 08:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rest in peace
2007-10-04 08:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by dapperdudet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋