Just a response to the English woman who believes I haven't been outside of my wigwam for many moons...
2007-10-04
01:00:39
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Chiksita
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Yeah, she was rude and now she won't even respond. Which is ruder than rude. Aaahhh, the English with their beautiful manners. NOT. See what she's done? She has caused me to commit the ultimate rudeness by calling her rude. Now I must declare a war on England. Let's call this one The Battle of The Salad Forks! I was going to mention tea in a half-hearted attempt to be polite, but I politely declined as I recall that we AMERICANS once had The Great Unpleasantness, aka The Boston Tea Party. Somehow, The Battle of the Salad Forks just doesn't sound appropriate. Any ideas out there what to call my war against British ignorance and rudeness?
2007-10-04
02:15:28 ·
update #1
Besides, someone might get their eye jabbed out with all those flying forks and that finger-pointing going on in the heat of battle. I stand my ground. Americans are by far much more polite than mad dogs and Englishmen.
2007-10-04
02:19:47 ·
update #2