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they are hell with periods
don't want any action when they are "heavy"
waste time on clothes
complain far too much
no understanding of sport
create fight & get hit
cant handle their drink
won't be the porno model for men at home

What is the point of them. I really don't get it. And before you sad lot who find this too horrible to bear and need to tell me that i am dumb, sick or lost - I get enough sex from vulnerable life crisis types that are just glad that a man is snterested in them. hahahahahaaha

2007-10-03 23:08:03 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

32 answers

Just to lighten the mood...

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won't stop for directions.

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

And this is for the questioner...

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.

2007-10-03 23:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by cadenza 3 · 12 1

Hey Mr Walking Sperm Bank,
You've obviously never met me.
I don't get PMS
I don't know what you mean by heavy, if you mean fat, I'm not fat so that doesn't happen
I don't buy clothes because I hate shopping
I don't complain about the small stuff but have noticed a lot of guys do. For example, how come when a man has a common cold, he's suddenly dying. When I have a cold I get on with things.
Ha! I understand sport. Except for the point of some of it, like darts and F1 - bo-ring.
Never been in a fight since I was younger and fought with my sisters.
I don't even drink, but when I do, at least I know when to stop. There's nothing cool about having cirrhosis before you're 30. Also nothing cool about being wasted and chatting up equally hammered girls in a kebab shop at 3am.
I went out with a porn director. Enough said.

How sad that the only sex you get is from "vulnerable life crisis types" who would go to bed with anything with a heartbeat. It takes a real man to get a strong, independent woman.

2007-10-03 23:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Fröken Fräken 5 · 4 0

i'm 38 so i'm entitled to pass the "in my days" way... whilst i became a baby, there have been in straightforward terms 2 hours of infants' television daily and something of the time we had to occupy ourselves. If we could no longer then my mothers and dads might discover us an interest which includes... watering the backyard and feeding the chickens! Now when I see my youngster slouching and inquiring for the stupid caricature community all day long, I purely ought to declare no. He ought to income to do some thing else, like engaging to the important different and young infants too by helping around. otherwise i'm no junk meals meals fascist, a litle bit is okay. i like to make regulations yet I additionally are conscious of it fairly is fairly relaxing to interrupt them.

2016-10-10 07:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL dude you are to much. First let me say I highly down you get the amount or level of sex you claim & anyone you do get you probably pay for or are have an STD. It's dudes like you that give the rest of us men & I mean real men a bad rap. Women are good for a lot of things to many to name in fact. The women you talk about having sex with again you must either pay or are so insecure with themselves that they as you said will sleep with anyone who gives them the time of day & that's sad that there are still women like that. There are though because of jackass like you. I really hope your just pushing buttons & not really this moronic somehow though I doubt that is the case. You talk like you have any idea how horrible a woman feels when she's on her period or "feeling heavy" and that it shouldnt be that bad or enough reason to not want to have sex just because you dont mind getting a little dirty or actually had a blue moon & it woke up from the coma. I happen to know many women who know as much or more about sports then most guys or how to fix their own car or change their own oil and I know a lot of guys who are straight & dont enjoy working on cars. People are different and there are straight guys who dont like everything that's "manly" & there are women who are smarter then alot of men in things that are usually seen as male. I know a lot of women who are smarter then alot of guys I know even ones who went to college & got degrees so back off they contribute alot especially when kids are envolved because we know you wouldnt be around let alone to change a diaper or give them a bath or help with homework or cook them dinner or care of them.

2007-10-04 05:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by bpeter3196 5 · 0 0

Ha, right! And I wonder the same thing about your mom, like "What was the point of your mom...and then you? Why are you here? What was the point of her giving birth to you!?". I just don't get it... - See what I'm saying? You have no purpose in life but to take advantage of vulnerable women and have sex with them. "Why do you exist!?", I ask.

Maybe you can try a different route, homosexuality? Only then, you will create a post asking if you were born gay.

Best of luck!

2007-10-04 01:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If you hate women so much then go out and find yourself a dude! I think you would be much happier that way from the way you sound in this post.

The only thing is that when your having sex you won't see our wonderful curves. No more incredible views of our supple breasts, thighs, legs, buttocks, etc no no no.....................you'll be looking at a dick!

Have fun with that!, new experiences everyday ;)

I just hope you don't come back posting another list saying "why you hate men so much" LOL.

2007-10-04 00:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by mezclachika 2 · 1 1

boy, do i pity u!! looks lyk the only ones ur able to hookup with are those that hev no self esteem,and wud do sex for money..u obviously havent been in love,or probably just the opposite-ur too much inlove and obsessed-with yourself!!if these same lines are told by ur dad to ur mom, how wud u react?? im sure a lot of men wud agree with me when i say that women are the best gift any man cud have-they share laughters and tears wid u,put up wid ur "rants"when ur favorite team loses,cook u ur best meal....but i guess in ur case, women shud be there just to burst your "ballooning" ego!

2007-10-03 23:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by j 3 · 0 0

The question might have been written in 18Th century and posted late.Now all civilised countries do not consider women as mere object for sex.They enjoy equal opportunity.With protected sex ,methods to prevent pregnancy,women enjoy freedom in personal life also.There are women presidents and Prime Ministers in many part of the world.Man and woman are equal partners in progress.

2007-10-03 23:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0 1

thats a rather sad look on feminity in general, sounds like you've been hurt too many times to care and love for a woman, as for clothes i am a clothes shopper and enjoy helping to choose nice tops with my mates, the only reason women will complain is because you are doing something wrong, to say all women don't like sport is wrong, remember there are womens sports out there like ladies football and ladies rugby etc, and as for women acting as porno pinups at home, you should have a vast array of books and mags anyway whats the worrry???

2007-10-03 23:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 7 0

If you were a woman you wouldn't be able to coop with all the things that women actually do like having kids. If you had to have kids you'd find a way not to have them. At least women can do that and also multi-task.

2007-10-03 23:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by hippy1975chick 5 · 0 0

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