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I believe that if you jump on their backs and grab the bottom jaw and hold their mouth shut then you should be ok...apparently the muscles they use to open their mouths are relatively weak. The muscles they use to close them are like a really really strong vice.

Damm alligators....they're such a pest in my part of Cheshire!!

2007-10-03 21:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 1 0

If i'm coping with alligators, I doubt "tact" would be one in each and each of my weapons of determination...as for the allegations, deny, deny, deny. i grew to become decrease than no circumstances there, I even have decrease than no circumstances seen that female in the previous in my life, the newborn looks now not some thing like me, and that i haven't even heard of the Lurk N Jerk hotel.

2016-11-07 05:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I'm dealing with alligators, I doubt "tact" will be one of my weapons of choice...as for the allegations, deny, deny, deny. I was never there, I've never seen that woman before in my life, the baby looks nothing like me, and I've never even heard of the Lurk N Jerk Motel.

2007-10-03 21:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1 0

what allegations are you talking about?

allegations can never be stopped they could only be looked at to prove if it was true or false,
however saying that when you find an allegation to be false then send them to the gas chambers.. haha

this will defiantly stopped people in the future from telling stupid lies

2007-10-03 21:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0 0

Tact don't work with alligators. Just shoot them and sell the skin to Prada.

2007-10-03 21:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hear that alligators can be effectively distracted with pieces of raw meat. Perhaps that would work?

2007-10-04 00:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0 0

Carefully positioned shoe boxes with warning notices on should do the trick.

2007-10-03 22:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 0 0

Some good strong rope round there chops.

2007-10-03 21:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by H.M.C 7 · 0 0

Send in the crocodiles.

2007-10-03 21:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by livinfortheweekend2 6 · 1 0

Have they got into the sewerage system again??

2007-10-03 21:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1 0

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