I am tired of being the butt of all their jokes.
2007-10-03 19:16:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In med school I wasn't counted off for spelling. I left out the c. I meant Proctologist. Thanks for the correction. I feel like such an @ss.
2007-10-03 19:21:48 · update #1
Seemingly, I've had my 'fill' of proctologists. I went into my proctologist's office for my exam. His nurse took me to the exam room and tells me t' get undressed and have a seat and waits till the doctor can sees me.
While waitin' I sees that there 3 items on a stand next to the exam table: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
When the doctor comes in I says , "Look Doc, I'm a little cornfused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is fer, and I know what the glove is fer, but can you tell me what the BEER is fer?" At that Doctor Catfish became noticeably irrate and stormed over to the door. He opened wide the door and yells to his nurse.......
Confounded ! I said a BUTT LIGHT"
2007-10-04 05:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alas, I too was schooled in the the fine art of protology. Who would have thought that the shifting winds of public opinion would render all of what I learned valueless.
But take heart my friend. There is and enormous demand for antitolosists.
Simply reverse all that you have learned and cash in on the current trend.
2007-10-04 08:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a therapist named Ben Dover who might help. He isn't holier then thou and is sincere He is recovering himself. He saw a proctologist and it damn near rectum. He takes cash or cheeks...umm I mean checks.
2007-10-04 02:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lefty 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think u mean proctologist......just deal with it...blow them off
2007-10-04 02:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Venessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor thing. You must deal with so many a*s*s h0les
in your line of work.
I used to be a gynecologist, but I got sick of all those cvn+s!
2007-10-04 02:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by GazzaGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man up.....next time someone does someting like that just hit them. physicly or verbaly....your choice....if you get all that greif every day you should do something.... or just go to the boss or resident or(this one requirs patiants....no pun intended)just dont even acknowlage them till they say " awww f***it....he's not even listening
2007-10-04 02:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by benevolent knigh†mare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just bend over and crack a big smile!
2007-10-04 11:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call them A**holes
2007-10-04 02:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by EasyVee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet your tired of listening to buttholes all day too huh? well you work with em!
2007-10-04 02:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should put an end to it right now
2007-10-04 02:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by shadow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋