there's a funny answering-machine message on radio --?

Question

on U.S. radio-station -- think it's from Bank of Scotland -- where couple get into hairsplitting legalese as their phone-message -- is this anywhere on the Net / downloadable? -- would like to use it as MY phone-message [if no copyright infringement -- & skipping here other legalities (ha)] -- thanx...

Answer 1

would love to hear it if anyone sends a link.