Who says u cant kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

Question

Its easy, throw a stone at one bird, then go pick it up and throw it at another...

Answer 1

Have you ever tried to hit one bird with a stone. It isn't anywhere near as easy as you might think.

I did however, kill two birds with one car... I blame the birds for flying into a moving car. I mean really, you would think that the birds would see the car and fly away from it, not dive bomb the windshield. (Or in this case, the windshield and the driver side mirror.)

Answer 2

Well technically the metaphor implies killing both birds at the same time. I don't really know how they even came up with this saying because I would think your chances of hitting two birds at the same time would be pretty darn slim. Oh well.

Answer 3

1) I have no idea 2) I am 15 as well. I do a lot of stuff for neighbors and they pay decent. Also if your good at a subject in school, offer to tutor someone for money like a per hour deal

Answer 4

Or if the birds are sitting really close together, and you use a really big stone.

Answer 5

Okay, so you can kil two birds with one stone. The question is, why would you want to?

Answer 6

too bad the other bird would have flown away by then...

you'd have to install some sort of foreign tracking device on a small robot from Transformers to take down the other one before it goes away.

Answer 7

or throw a rock and it bounces off the first bird and strikes the second? heh

poor birdies

Answer 8

what if the stone is lodged inside the bird? you wont wana get it out wil ya?

Answer 9

I like a Smart Ash Birtch like myself.

Answer 10

That expression is almost as repugnant as there's more than one way to skin a cat. What is the matter with humans anyway?