LADIES, these are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
to be cont.
2007-10-03 16:40:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
2007-10-03 16:44:51 · update #1
Ok.
How Adam got Eve
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history..... ......... ........
2007-10-04 02:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by shirley g 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
there is an countless difference between humor and gender specific vilification. Humor may be laughed at with the help of the two sexes, while vilification is purely an insult that one social gathering unearths proper habit. See the version? apart from the obtrusive cliche solutions it grow to be not too undesirable, yet not too unique the two, maximum of those comments have been around because of the fact the days of Alan Sherman or perhaps Shelley Berman (1960,s stand-up comedy).
2016-10-20 23:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, you having woman troubles? I do agree with say what is on your mind. I do not hint, I am direct. Crying is blackmail? LOL! I never ask if I'm fat, what if he said yes? Then I'ld really be pissed.
Loved it!
2007-10-03 16:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by texas mom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is nice. maybe a good addition on my man's relationship rules list. lol.
2007-10-03 22:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by icebox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And no one is allowed to breach these rules.
2007-10-03 16:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohlala! Very mind-blowing! Here's a ★ for you. <*-*>
2007-10-03 19:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is fine as long as you would respect girls rule also..... we can work for contradiction... and listen to each other,,thats all
2007-10-03 17:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rule number 2, go back to number 1 please. Ang dami. (too many) lol.
2007-10-03 22:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
add this one "complains and bla bla bla makes you guys sleepy"...
2007-10-03 18:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by tisya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
You get a star!!!
2007-10-03 16:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by Syedah A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋