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2007-10-03 16:35:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

How do you get blood out of a carpet good enough to fool police?

2007-10-03 16:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 3 0

Ok, you say your done now? Good. Now go back and clean it again, and get what you missed the first time and do that twice.

2007-10-03 16:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by frogprincess2 3 · 1 1

........The last housekeeper? Well, we had a small disagreement, she lost her head, and totally went to pieces. Oh, by the way stay out of the freezer in the garage.

2007-10-03 16:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Could you make me a sandwich when you're done cleaning the toilet?

2007-10-03 16:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 5 0

I do cleaning for living, what seems to be your problem?

2007-10-03 16:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I ate some baaaaaaaad fish last night. bad baaaad fish.

2007-10-04 17:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0 0

When you clean that poop off the toilet seat, you need to do it with your tongue

2007-10-04 02:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm a little short this week, take a post dated check?

2007-10-03 16:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by Isis 4 · 2 1

Have you ever been arrested or convicted of a felony?

2007-10-03 16:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

Shake your big fat butt, I got people coming over tonight. And keep your fat fingers off of the cocane in my closet!

2007-10-03 16:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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