Here are two examples: can anyone give me similar ones?
Autobiography is NOT the life story of a car.
Denial is NOT a river in Egypt.
2007-10-03 16:19:48 · 4 answers · asked by Mike 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
It's not the depth of the river that kills you, it's the water.
Life is like a shi* sandwich ,The more bread you have the less shi* you have to eat
2007-10-03 16:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going to church does not make you a Christian, just like going to a garage does not make you a car.
Human beings are proof God has a sense of humor.
2007-10-03 16:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check out Jeff Foxworthy's book. He has a ton of 'em.
2007-10-03 16:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by chilicooker_mkb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Kid is NOT human
2007-10-03 16:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Hayden M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋