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Could I be pregnant?

2007-10-03 16:00:01 · 39 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

39 answers

Not if you swept in differwent beds.

...and you're only supposed to shakes hands with a sweep to get luck. If you grasp the wrong handle, I'm not sure what you might get.

2007-10-03 17:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Richard 7 · 7 0

Not enough information. Did you pee on the living room carpet? Did it leave a stain resembling the Virgin Mary? If you swept with a broom and you answered yes to those questions, then of course you are pregnant.

2007-10-03 21:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah right!!! ha ha too funny not!!! honestly you think you can get pregnant by using a broom and sweeping with it?? well let me see the only way that will happen or could is if by some chance a wicked witch or a magician had magical powers or some kind of spell that cold do that sure otherwise the only way for you to become pregnant would be to have sex with a man!!!

2007-10-03 16:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must know of a custom that I am not aware of. I have not heard of a connection between a broom and being pregnant before. I will take your word on this one. So my answer is yes you may be pregnant if you have been doing things possible to make you in that condition.

2007-10-03 16:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There is less of a chance than if you had slept with a groom. Just mop up your mistakes and move on. Give the broom the brush off. Dust yourself off and chalk it up to experience.

2007-10-03 18:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I thought you were smart but If you don't know the difference between a broom handle and a...... well it's a good thing ya don't teach health classes.

2007-10-04 05:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by Wile E. Chipotle 3 · 0 0

Only if you were riding it in your sweep. If the witch's union catches you riding it out of uniform (anything other than the official black frock and pointed hat supplied by the union; ie sexy lingerie, non-union underwear) you may have to answer for your behavior. (Especially if you wuz nekkid) Punishment may include, but not limited to: suspension of your Broom Hilda Pilot's license for a period of 9 months and/or a fine in the amount of a dollar two ninety eight. A fee of two cents may be added to cover the cost of my Yahoo Answer's contribution (I can't afford to put in my two cents if not reimbursed)

Now to ease your mind a bit I'll calculate that for you.

a dollar two ninety eight + two cents worth of crap = 0

therefore

0 + 9 month suspension of license = 0

Drat! you mean I wrote all this for nothing! I give up.....

2007-10-05 13:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From the broom?

2007-10-03 16:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Tre 6 · 0 0

or getting the broom the last checkout before Halloween

2007-10-03 16:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by the_chief 6 · 0 0

Yes. That wasn't a broom handle. And thank you;)

2007-10-03 18:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Mav 6 · 0 0

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