My desk is away from his and I know he just doesn't want to sit in his own stench. They are never loud. He just pretends to be up doing something walks by and then I smell it. Its soooo gross. He doesn't speak the same language as me. What can I do?
2007-10-03 15:52:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah we have one of those in my office -- we call 'em "cropdusters" cuz they always do it on the fly-by.
Perhaps you should reward him with a nice lump of dog-dump on his desk at some point.
2007-10-03 16:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by glinzek 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 06:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the girls that works with us keeps a can of air freshener at her desk.
Every time Captin stinky walks by she sprays - pretty soon he quit. Cause when she sprayed everyone was laughing - loud.
2007-10-03 15:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by curious1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Curious 1, except that I wouldn't wait til he went by, I'd whip out the can of spray deoderizer as soon as I saw him coming my way, and make sure that EVERYBODY sees it. Spray it in his face if he doesn't take the hint!
2007-10-03 16:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by FadedFaerie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would piss me off! He's walking away from it hoping no one will know it came from him. When he does it again, say 'Pew! Something really stinks!' outloud, make sure the people sitting around you hear. That outta put him in his place!
2007-10-03 15:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by ~Josie~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep a candle lit by your desk at all times.
2007-10-03 15:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by siamsa_siamsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you were mean slap him or you can ask if someone speaks his language and tell them to tell him that you want him to stop farting near your desk
2007-10-03 15:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by marshimaro1993 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go by his desk and lay a really stinky one and then he will get the smell of it..lol
2007-10-03 15:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by robin r 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide my co-worker's body in a safe place.
2007-10-03 18:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd empty my stapler into his b#tt! Staples in the b#tt are universal in language, no translation necessary.
2007-10-03 15:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋