World Domination?

Question

Okay, silly answers are welcome...but come on, EVERYONE has their own doomsday plan, no matter how intelligent, crazy, or just damned retarded it is.

But what would it take to take over the world? (without being nuked of course). Could you take over the world with NO violence? (doubt it) Could you buy your own planet? (Hey...we're advancing quickly...I'm sure we'll get greedy enough to sell planets.) Could you just go star wars style with clones and ****? (If Hollywood can do it, you can too!)

I'm almost dead serious in my plan...I won't tell it to you though lol...I'm still working thing out. But I think planning for World Domination at 15 is a good career choice don't you?

So, what are your ideas for World Domination (I know you have atleast one)...?

@ smsmith500, Because...If you can take over the world. You can change it to your own personal ways, be it better or worse. And of course, there's the fun of trying to do it all.

So unless someone creates a exact simulator game just for me, you'll be seeing a lot of "New President/Dictator/Prime Minister invades Small Country" in the future. ;)

@puneetsatyawan No nukes, Fallout, Radition. it kinda defeats the purpose of World Peace after everyone's been poisoned.. : |

Plus Terrorism is just a media outlet...atleast it is now...

Answer 1

Domination? A lust for domination, money is power, and more power, more lies, no values, lots of death. Whoever has the most toys wins! Having the ability and charisma to make such an ugly, rootless aspiration look like an admirable and lofty objective. Sadly enough it is the base and structure of the world and it flourishes like a raging wildfire, thats sure to leave all in ashes. Our so called leaders are the equivalent of a monkey. The real bad news is that we cannot change it now, a solution to such a massive problem has to be effected when it is in its embryonic form, which as you no doubt have realized, has been here and gone. We are just passengers in a big bus, with a driver wearing a blindfold made out of hundred dollar bills. Buckle your seatbelts for a teeth-shattering ride.

Answer 2

Create an ideology that panders to human's worst charactoristics.
Envy, greed, hate, fear of anything different.
The modern term for it is "liberalism", which supports socialism, wealth redistribution, hatred for anyone not a liberal. Liberals have plenty of allies all over the world: socialists, communists, petty tyrants.
Have mindless slogans like: "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer." "Money is the root of all evil."
Dominate the education system and teach them crap so people are ignorant about economics, science, history.
Dominate the entertainment business so all they watch on TV and movies are anti-capitalist nonsense. Shove junk like rap music down the throats of young people.
Then run candidates for president like Hillary Clinton who promises that government will take care of us from cradle ($5000 per baby) to grave (inheritance taxes).

Answer 3

I am training to become a Sith Lord.

Answer 4

Why would anyone want to. The only people that haved tried have been nuts.

Answer 5

nuke all da muslim c0untries, terr0rism g0ne, w0rld peace 4ever...