Would these answers be useful knowledge to you?

Question

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S AREOLA FOR?
A: It's Braille for "$uck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only down under.

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED PROPHYLACTICS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any b@lls to scratch.

Answer 1

Very useful knowledge indeed, reminds me that we also need to know "What are the nine words women use?", the first one being "Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up."

Answer 2

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any b@lls to scratch.

LOL

Answer 3

Great jokes. Some more for you:-

Q6. What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q7. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A: Lazy.

Q8. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: whine and cheese party.

Q9. Why is it called PMS?
A: because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Answer 4

Funny!

And useful. I can make these quizzes when we have parties. And hope that no one in the group is a YAPPER too.

Answer 5

har har

Answer 6

Nice one! lol <*-*>

Answer 7

its funny...i had fun reading it

Answer 8

trivial stuff are always useful...and funny! thanks, man