I'm in a line of work where it could be lucrative to go gay, well, at least part of the time. Also, it seems like gay guys are easier than women, so my chances of scoring would go way up if I was gay. Finally, I wouldn't need to deal with some guy bugging me to get married if I was gay, since that's just not done.
Yet I'm not gay. Has kind of a uck factor for me.
Nonetheless, I hear about these programs to make the gay go away. Seems like if those programs work, then heterosexuality can be cured too.
2007-10-03 11:49:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
This is a rather clever joke. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. To answer the question, all you need to do is remind yourself that you might wind up with someone like Britney Spears if you date girls.
PS. Obviously, not all girls are like Britney Spears, but you get the picture.
2007-10-03 12:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. D aka David 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me begin this by saying that this is one of the most fantastic questions I've ever heard.
So well done.
Now then.
If you're serious about this, step one, go talk to gay guys about sex in the most graphic, medical terms possible. Get used to the idea. Particularly the bits which aren't really all that common in your typical male-female interactions (keep in mind you don't have do anything to be gay aside from like men, though)
Step 2, start checking out guys, and try and figure out what's attractive about them. get specific. Compare notes with someone. Ask around, see what other people find attractive. Have fun with it.
Step 3, Once you think you're ready, grab a guy. Depending on how you feel, it could be a friend, a random guy you picked up off the street/net, or even an 'escort', to put it nicely. Mess around. Start slow. Do what ever you're least uncomfortable doing. Be prepared to get awkward. Take it from someone with experience in both worlds - gay sex is definitely more awkward and fiddly than straight sex.
Rinse. Repeat.
Do your best to find
Don't push yourself too far, don't get yourself into situations you can't control, and don't freak yourself out, and you should be fine :). Oh. and use a condom.
Oh, and don't give up on women. They're wonderful creatures, once you find a nice one.
Gaygodspeed!
Keep a diary. Discuss your experiences. If you ask me, this would make great blog material. Hell, I'd read it :D.
2007-10-03 12:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pay attention you ... it fairly is not hereditary, and its not a call its merely the type you're sexual discrimination is the subsequent enormous civil rights hurdle to sparkling ... and merely as there have been many human beings antagonistic to integrating Blacks (and nevertheless are for that remember) ... the conservative front will pop out in rigidity to disclaim gays any form of equivalent rights, and this time they could quote the bible and play the moral card ... some people could never evolve
2016-11-07 04:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately for you those gay conversion programs don't actually work, They are merely a form of intense brainwashing that soon wears off, causes the victim loads of regrets and giref and leaves them totally screwed up.
So, there is really no way to go gay unless you have enough of a homosexual leaning in your basic makeup. So, unless you are at least 30% gay I would say no way.
2007-10-03 12:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Visit one of the avenues of curing homosexuality and it's credibility and effectiveness will more likely make you gay than altering your genes which is what it really takes.
2007-10-03 20:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm SO glad you've FINALLY come for help!!!... We've been waiting... just know YOU CAN BE SAVED!!... All you need to do is accept God into your life... and pray that he takes this horrible affliction from your soul... and that he finds you a HOT guy SOON!... I know there's a man out there for you... and remember... We don't mind at ALL that you're heterosexual... we LOVE the heteros... its the PRACTICING of it that we don't like...
2007-10-03 11:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you will have no trouble here whatsoever in finding LOTS of willing "mentors", just WAITING to convert you!!!! As you must know, the "community" is ALWAYS looking for new "talent" to recruit to the "lifestyle"!
And attaining "membership" is easy as pie! Just expose your man-parts ONCE, and you're IN!!!! Your new "partners" will be MORE THAN HAPPY to SEE TO IT that you NEVER have to share your body with another one of us "undesirable" women ever EVER again!!!! Have FUN, flamer!
2007-10-03 18:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah good one. See you cannot be cured for heterosexuality or homosexuality.
2007-10-03 14:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by A Journey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send me a message on my profile could turn ya gay. i already made a boy weak in the knees or just try looking at gay porn
2007-10-03 11:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by yaser samer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no program can re-vert a sexual prefreance if that were true id be happily married to a hot woman with 9 kids
2007-10-03 12:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋