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2007-10-03 11:28:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Trivia

11 answers

Off the cuff, no search

This diamond ring,doesn't shine for me anymore,
This diamond ring doesn't mean what it did before
So if you've got someone whose love is true.
Let it shine for you

So, I guess I'll find someone who has true love and give it to them

2007-10-03 21:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0 1

If that diamond ring turns brass
Pappas gonna buy you a lookin glass

2007-10-03 18:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Frosty 7 · 2 1

I'm gonna kick his @ss 'cause he told me that $hit was real!

haha.... this totally reminds me of a prank a local radio personality was pulling on newly engaged chicks.... he was calling men's fiances up, pretending to be from such-n-such jewlery store, making a "follow up customer service call, to see how they were enjoying their cubic zirconia". It was histerrrrical.

2007-10-04 07:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jewls 3 · 1 0

I'm gonna throw up when I hear that terrible version of Mockingingbird by Taylor/Simon..and the projectile vomiting starts when I hear..
"Mock....yeah
ing.....yeah
bird...yeah
yeah...yeah!"

"Pardon me while I puke in my mouth a little"...Ultrastooge

2007-10-03 18:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 1 0

Gonna buy me a porcupine

2007-10-03 18:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by Aimee B 6 · 2 0

I'm gonna give it to a swine.

I'll poo on it and wait for the flies

I'll find myself a shiny bride

2007-10-03 18:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Buy a new one

2007-10-03 18:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by xoxogossipgirl 4 · 1 0

Buy some coal and wait, lol.

2007-10-03 19:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by sweetdeemiee 2 · 1 0

Wear it anyway and think of you.

Because you don't smell of poo like my other friends do.

2007-10-03 19:11:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Buy you a rocking chair.

2007-10-03 18:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by Seung Hee 5 · 0 1

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