A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Please share your best jokes! (please try to keep them in good taste)
2007-10-03 11:02:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
who cares - if you can't smile sometimes then there is something wrong with you...
2007-10-03 11:08:59 · update #1
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
2007-10-03 11:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Old joke, answer, once they open their eyes they become republicans
this is the way I heard it first, it goes just as well with Bill and Hilary
Barbara Bush was out for a walk when she came across a little boy with a dog and her new born puppies, they were just born and their eyes were not open yet, So Barbara said, " I do hope that they are all Republicans", and the little boy said yes they are. Barbara left with the promise of returning with her husband George Bush senior. The couple returned 2 weeks later. Barbara said,"look George, at all those daring Republican puppies". The little boy responded with, Sorry once they opened their eyes they all became Dem's
2007-10-03 18:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by jean 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Puppies can raise your spirits but not your taxes.
Question: What do you get when you cross a liberal with a blind man?
Answer: A liberal.
2007-10-03 22:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Bam Bam Obama 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bush goes to Hell
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
2007-10-03 23:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by ArgleBargleWoogleBoo 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Puppies have a better sense of humor.
2007-10-03 18:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by og0925go 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
A puppy is open to being taught something new.
2007-10-03 18:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Dynamic H 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Puppy's won't "report you for abusive language" if you simply say "No You Can Not Shi* In My House".
2007-10-03 19:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by I'M HERE 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"A puppy stops whining after it grows up"
whereas bush trolls never stop whining...
2007-10-03 18:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You know what the diffrence between Bush and an ostrich? An ostrich sticks its head in the ground. Bush sticks his head in his a**
Ca-Ching!
2007-10-04 00:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by Senator D*L*P™ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
a puppy can be house broken
2007-10-03 18:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋