my friends little girl once told me she lkes being sick cos she gets all the attention, she is only 3 years old.
2007-10-03 11:00:59
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answered by Ali K 4
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You may not appreciate this, but it made me laugh for a good half hour i as surfing a forum and some guy said 'Hey i was reading the guard book and by the looks of it imperial guard can hold their own in close combat' i doubt anyone will understand this, however.
2016-05-20 01:40:15
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answered by francis 3
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We were in church when I was a kid and my Mum's friends little boy shouts "I wanna go s**t s**t". The dad left the church he was so embarrassed.
When a woman with facial hair walked past my son and I on a bus my son said very loudly "That woman's got a beard, I don't believe it". I nearly died. And he told a man that he looked like Hagrid from Harry Potter. The thing was he did. lol.
2007-10-03 11:06:54
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answered by G.W 3
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Once I was in a public toilet when a man came in with his really small son, I'd say 18 months - two years at the most. They went into a stall and I heard the man say, "Oh no, there's no toilet paper in here!" to which this little voice replied, without hesitation, "Oh, SH*T!"
Of course the father was horrified, but I nearly died laughing!!!
2007-10-03 11:00:45
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answered by Anonymous
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my wee boy saying fcukit cos he cant say bucket lol, he started school last month for kids with severe learning disabilities and on the way in he saw a bucket needless to say you know what he was shouting the whole way down the corridor i was laughing yet embarrased at the same time walking behind him, wonder if any of the other wee tots have copied him yet?
2007-10-03 11:01:32
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answered by Anonymous
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x. playing I spy with a group of 4 yr olds, said c and it took a while but one child said coat, s after two or three guesses shoe then i said f which i was referring to the floor, one little boy jumped up and said i know so i said go on then he said very proudly foreskin. myself and the rest of the teachers present had to try to keep a straight face and say no thats not correst but good answer like we had said to all the other children on their guesses trying not to laugh. x
2007-10-03 22:16:04
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answered by mamgu....... 6
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One of the first words my son said was 'clock' - unfortunately he always left out the 'L'!! And that's ok but can be quite embarrassing when you're standing in a queue at the supermarket!!! Lol!! Bless him!
2007-10-03 21:58:47
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answered by Anonymous
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My cousin, his much older cousin would say "Naughty Jacey" when he got into things so when his older cousin would say that, in reply he would say "Naughty Jeffrey, Naughty Jeffrey". Pretty funny, you kind of had to be there though.
2007-10-03 11:00:31
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answered by Candy 7
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Daddy Let's roll !!! when i got in driver's seat even had a hand pointing forward
2007-10-03 11:03:06
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answered by Anonymous
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My lad got stuck in some mud in the park once...
At the top of his voice, he yelled 'MUMMY...I GOT ME F**K STUCK'...and kept repeating it until I covered the fifty yards between me and the little tyke!
Mortified...
2007-10-04 01:25:28
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answered by Anonymous
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