2007-10-03 04:52:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
During lunch! Have dessert throughout ; )
2007-10-03 04:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think it's a good idea. Even better is to hire two or three over a few days, to get more experience. I once heard of a movie in which Jack Nicholson played a man who took his 17 year old son to a brothel to lose his virginity. After, they are having a quiet beer, and the young man pipes up: "I think she liked me." Jack Nicholson says: "Welcome to adult Disneyland, son." The fact is women are difficult to get into bed, simple as that. Why? Because they are programmed by nature and culture to require valuable consideration from the male before they will agree to sex. That's why women don't marry bums on park benches. The valuable consideration can be in terms of time, money, service, promises, commitment, goods, or money, but it's always involved. It usually involves *hours* of talktalktalktalktalk and at the end of that, you still don't have sex, at best only another opportunity to meet again. It's a complete drag but that's how women like it. It's not your fault. The great advantage of paying is that all that dreadful rigmarole, waste of time, uncertainty and risk of rejection is behind you, and you start out with a good-looking woman who has already agreed. After that it's easy. There is no reason why it needs to be an impersonal experience. A lot of men treat prostitutes in an impersonal or arrogant way, so of course they have an impersonal experience. But it is natural to respond favourably if someone treats you nicely. So you must treat her in a kind, personable, friendly, good-humoured, generous way, and you will most probably have a pleasant, relaxing, exciting experience. Do not get a woman who is doing drugs or who has a harsh look on her face. Reject her and keep looking. There are millions of good-looking, decent, sexy women in the world who would be glad to have sex with you in exchange for a bit of money. Disregard the sex-hating bigotry of the Christians.
2016-05-19 22:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God I wish I were 23. Whip it out before so you can be lunch.
2007-10-03 04:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
After you get the whipped cream out
2007-10-03 04:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends on where you're going. If you need to whip out your credit card up front, then before. If it's a sit-down place, after. ;)
2007-10-03 05:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Beth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During, if you get some salad dressing on it, there's a better chance of them licking it off. But hide the pickle spears, before they start comparing things.
2007-10-03 05:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
During of course. Act real natural, too. Just do it in a matter of fact, businesslike way. I'm taking Cisco to lunch and that's how I do it. ♥
2007-10-03 05:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Cherry♥ 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You need to take care of some business right here young man! Then you can go to lunch.
2007-10-03 04:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
neither, make it awkward and whip it out during lunch
2007-10-03 04:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do one before and one after
2007-10-03 04:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by never_rested 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋