I woke up happy and gay and skipped to my work desk at dawn to check emails.
Suddenly and with only slight warning I was afflicted with a deep sinking feeling in my large intestine and stomach.
I clicked to Y/A LGBT and checked my point total and I nearly choked on my english muffin.
It will take me 29.2 years to be the number 1 Top Ten contibutor of LGBT at my current rate of 3.5 best "and deserved" answers per month.
I sadly brushed the muffin crumbs from my military -issue boxers and curled up on my bar stool in horror.
What shocking gay or straight revelation have you had recently?
2007-10-03 04:09:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Don't worry, Sweetness. None of us are trying to catch up to Kedar. We're just happily plodding along here. Besides, you were at the party for FTW last night anyways. You shouldn't be able to even lift your head off the bar top anyways!!!
Revelation: Muffins can hold twice as much butter if slightly nuked before toasting.
2007-10-03 04:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I just got to level two. Now you have me eyeing number 1. Oh the pressure!!
2007-10-03 11:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I woke up this morning to the shocking revelation that my boyfriend is [gasp!] gay!
2007-10-03 11:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by behrmark 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You will always be tops in my book no matter what never doubt that.
Okay I meant to ask before are those your toes???
2007-10-03 11:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i sadly will never be a top contributor because i am always suspended. i have been suspended 10 times. i wish they had "most suspended" or "worst contributor" i would take those titles!
2007-10-03 11:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kyle 4 Ty (Sparkles can watch) 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I will never coualify to be top contributar :(
2007-10-03 11:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by Alucard HORROR™ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aw heck man, you can have some of mine.
2007-10-03 11:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by FTW 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋