It would be wonderful if it was as easy as clicking a few keys.
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see...I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called...
2007-10-03 03:44:05 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Computers & Internet ➔ Other - Computers
...called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love...
2007-10-03 03:44:54 · update #1
...Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet.
2007-10-03 03:46:50 · update #2
...They will in turn share it with
others and return some cool modules back to you.
2007-10-03 03:47:32 · update #3
I love it love it, love love love it...... I have install it again...... I have to much LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!
THANKS THAT IS GOOD, THAT IS LOVE!!!
2007-10-03 11:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every time someone opens their Bible and reads it with an open mind, not trying to fit their life to the scriptures but allowing the scriptures to improve their life, they are beginning that program we all call Love.
Love is what the Devil fears. The people with love in their hearts will not follow the Devil or his dominions. Its too bad more people cant have this program. With it running, there would be no wars, no murders, no incest, and etc. I admire you , Lady, for what you do. I see you growing daily. When you first came on the yahoo scene, I saw an immature person. but no more. I no longer see an immature person.. . I say this with all sincerety
Smiles to you'
2007-10-04 00:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by cjam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really good. Never heard or seen anything like that and I agree a lot with the part about having to love urself before can love others. It's a big problem a lot of people have but hopefully everyone learn to do it.
2007-10-03 14:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but this is all false. Love can never "fix" any of your old problems -- rather it will force all of this baggage to the surface for all to see.
It is a common lie that women tell themselves that simply finding the right person will somehow fix your old problems. You have to BE the right person before you FIND the right person.
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But I agree with the part that you have to love yourself before you can love anyone else. That was a good addition.
2007-10-03 12:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by Randy G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I disagree, Randy... I think that sometimes having your baggage "forced to the surface" forces you to deal with it, accept it, forgive it and move on and very rarely are people forced to deal with their baggage except when they begin a new relationship. It may end up being a transitory relationship, but if you are able to regain any love for yourself in the process, then it was valuable.
2007-10-03 12:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!! <3
2007-10-03 12:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by T S 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Totall true. And Randy G, you seem to have missed the main point.
2007-10-03 15:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by sissyd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, very nice. But you already know my answer!
I Cr 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2007-10-03 16:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it :) We need more tech supports for love !!!
2007-10-03 10:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by xìn xīn 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Amen. You are an absolute angel.
2007-10-03 10:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by AtHomeDad 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋