She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, " Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, " Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
2007-10-03 02:46:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shhhh!!! I just finished an online test (people in class are still taking the test and I'm supposed to be quiet)...
You made me laugh out loud and get some weird looks!
Thanks...
2007-10-03 02:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by getusedtoit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, heh, heh, that would do it wouldn't it? Funny though. Although what if you used that Mexican lady instead? The one who had one child every year for 37 years? I think she shot her husband towards the end.
2007-10-03 09:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. I have never heard that typ of joke before.
2007-10-03 09:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Paula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-03 20:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-03 09:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by princess-of-somany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. tks i needed that.
2007-10-03 09:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pups 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-03 10:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by wacky weed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaah
2007-10-03 09:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by BURT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious! thank you =)
2007-10-03 09:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...That was a good one.
2007-10-03 09:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ceci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋