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2007-10-02 19:14:20 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

lmao... you guys are hilarious!!

2007-10-02 19:21:24 · update #1

40 answers

Excuse me dear, but I believe you dropped your colostomy bag.......

2007-10-02 19:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

"isn't it great you dont have to take an aptitude test for this job"

"oh, sorry you did not get the job putting the return items away, maybe next time"

"here hold these bags, and just give me your return sticker gun.. it's gonna be awhile. LOTS of stuff to give back to ya'll"

"did you know that the girl that was here yesterday was talking about how she made a dollar more an hour than you?"

2007-10-02 23:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wear walmart uniform and tell the greeter to take a break, you'll takeover

or he's fired

or hi, how r u

2007-10-02 19:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by mikedrazenhero 5 · 1 0

Aren't you one of the Quinlan conjoined twins? Utah twins that where conjoined at the head,and one of the first to be separated.Yes they are greeters for Wall mart.

2007-10-02 19:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I luv WAl-Mart. Plus greeters rn't always there.

2016-05-19 21:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

"Oh no, they haven't told you..." Start cussing and walk into the store, just before you get inside, turn around and say " I'll go get the manager to come and tell you."

Finish shopping and when you walk out say " Oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"

2007-10-02 19:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rice Crispies 2 · 0 0

better watch what you say to them, you never know, you could be a greeter in another 90 years...

2007-10-02 19:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by daddy-o 2 · 1 0

Sir the hospitals down the street.

2007-10-02 19:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey wheres your restroom i ate a bean and cheese burrito and a rock star energy drink and now my butt is dripping!

2007-10-02 19:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jenna Rockstar 2 · 2 0

I just stole some Polish Sausage and stuffed it down my pants,Do you want to see?

2007-10-02 19:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

Walmart is very expensive and is made for rich people

2007-10-02 19:16:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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