you ARE planning on breaking me out of here, right?
2007-10-02 18:21:35 · 9 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*whispering*
Ok, here's how it's going down:
Hicks and Apone will set off a series of diversionary fireworks that will form the shape of a naked Jessica Alba in the sky. This will distract all the perimeter guards except for Terrence, but don't worry, he has been bribed with tickets to Celine Dion.
You will then disable the magnetic lock on your room with this magnet degausser that was crafted to look like a seemingly harmless glazed ham.
*pauses at guard walks by*
You'll make your way to the cafeteria. Krycek has gotten a job as a cook, and will leave the door to the underground maintenance tunnels unlocked.
Dalton is marrying the daughter of one of the psychiatrists ... That really has nothing to do with the plan, just thought you'd like to know.
You can't escape from the tunnels, but it will lead you to the main laundry room. Hobbes had himself voluntarily committed, claiming that he thinks he's a washing machine. As such, they've assigned him to the laundry room, which is conveniently located near the main garage. He will have a van ready to go by the time you get there.
Esteban has undergone cosmetic surgery to look exactly like the state health inspector. He has an appointment with the Chief of Staff at 3:30 PM. As soon as they open the main gate to let him in, you start driving like a bat out of hell.
By the time they figure out what's happened, you'll be sipping mai-tais on a beach in the Caribbean.
2007-10-03 13:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've smuggled you 2 dozen "D" batteries, some copper wire, and a big bottle of salsa (made in New York City!) You can use that to cut through the window bars.
You'll have to deal with the searchlights and the machine gun towers yourself. I'll be waiting at the Wal-mart down the street.
2007-10-03 11:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna tattoo my back like Michael Scofield with the plans in code. That's how we're getting you out.
2007-10-03 01:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by higherlovetx 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I thought helicopter by the next full moon's light. You wait in the shadow of the north wall
2007-10-03 01:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres the plan.. back away from the front door.. i will drive my car into your livingroom and when i stop you, you jump in to the car and i will do a dukes of hazard like burnout... k? ready?
2007-10-03 01:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Questions, questions, questions! What happened to TRUST?
Now just attach this plunger to the top of your head, tighten your rollerblades, and strap on as many pillows to your stomach as you can manage.....and the danger word is "gherkin", got it?
(runs outside dungeon walls, revs up engine, drives off, forgetting that rope is not yet tied to plunger..................)
2007-10-03 01:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah... youll be safe. i learned a lot from watching prison break.
2007-10-03 01:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there's a nail filer in the cake.
2007-10-03 01:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Pencils In The Wind 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure where u want to go?
2007-10-03 01:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋