1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
2007-10-02 18:09:50 · 35 answers · asked by Lovely 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG thats horrible but its hysterical.
2007-10-02 18:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 05:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Dats cold i like dat 1
2007-10-02 18:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by nos626typer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Great punch line!
2007-10-02 18:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in a morbid kind of way.
2007-10-02 18:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's funny!
2007-10-02 18:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-10-02 18:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by ronron2021 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. I guess that was kinda funny.
2007-10-02 18:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very clever. Good job.
2007-10-02 18:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ashleigh S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I liked it.
2007-10-02 18:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋