2007-10-02 18:03:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news from Sunnyvale California, where the Yahoo Headquarters appears to be under attack. Shortly after midnight, on this Halloween night, a veritable army of deleted Buks rose from the dead and descended upon the central offices of the premier internet giant. We go live now to the scene, where Buk #15 has agreed to an interview with our News 3 Correspondent (who shall remain nameless, in the hopes of avoiding violation).
N3C— So, Number 15, how exactly did this veritable army of deleted Buks come to be laying siege to the Yahoo home offices?
Buk#15— Well, actually we prefer to be called a “horde”.
N3C— Uhm… right. So then how do you explain this “horde” of deleted Buks rising from the dead?
Buk#15— On second thought, make that “throng”… yeah we like “throng” better.
N3C— Noted. So can we assume that each incarnation of Buk lives on because it includes a fraction of the original Buk’s soul…
Buk#15— Don’t you dare let Rowling get her hands on my story…
N3C— Okay then… how would YOU explain it?
Buk#15— Well, it’s all that damn Dalek’s fault, isn’t it? He IMAGINED we’d rise from the dead, so we didn’t have any choice. I’ll get him for this…
N3C— Right…. anyhow… undead throngs of deleted Buks arise on Halloween night… sounds kinda like zombies, huh? I’m guessing you’re after brains…
Buk#15— At the Yahoo headquarters!? HA! You’ve gotta be kidding!
N3C— Point. So if you’re not here to feast on the brains of Yahoo employees, then why exactly are those panic-stricken individuals hurling themselves from executive level windows?
Buk#15— As per usual, they decided I’m dangerous without getting to know me first. Anyone who KNOWS me knows my sustenance of choice is sausage… though I do like me some chicken wings every now and again…
N3C— And what’s going on in the courtyard over there… some sort of large shed being built….
Buk#15— It’s a barn. Buks number 37 through 53 decided to build it. You never know when you might need to set fire to a barn…
N3C— I see. So can we assume you have a list of demands?
Buk#15— Well… actually we were just having a good time… but that’s not such a bad idea… maybe make Pantsless Fridays mandatory?
N3C— How about reinstate all seventy-some deleted Buks?
Buk#15— Airdrop in 72 cases of sausages…
N3C— Rename the staff break-room “the web” instead of “the synagogue”?
Buk#15— better make that 144 cases of sausages…
N3C— Maybe rewrite the community guidelines in only three words: “Love, laugh, learn”?
Buk#15— there’s just something poetic about a dozen squared…
N3C— And it’s past time they fix that damn avatar glitch…
Buk#15— and forget number 23; he was a bit funny in the head…say, why aren’t you writing this down?
N3C— Sorry… (grabs pen)… so then, once these needs are met, what’s next for the throng of deleted Buks?
Buk#15— Listen, can we go back to “horde”?
2007-10-04 13:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
the first thought that came to my mind upon reading this post was 1. WHY is college tuition fee is America ridiculously expensive? WHY do colleges need so much money? A college is NOT a company like Apple or Microsoft. My sister will graduate from her 4 years of university soon and the total coast of tuition pee paid during those 4 years....is OMG too much. the amount is almost as much as the U.S. national debt. 2. do colleges REALLY need a lot of money? 3. America is currently facing an economic crisis; it is predicted to be one of the worst ever in U.S. history. So unemployment is a rising issue, the economy is getting spoiled and there are more innocent citizens suffering beneath the poverty line. And i am NOT against the government but the federal government doesn't seem to be sorting it out well. I don't know that much about the ecnonomy, so I learned from my sister (she's a business / economics major) and i can tell that the nation, the economy and so on are all facing a crisis. Soo....i don't know but unless the government promises to like help the poor pay for college or something I strongly suggest that colleges DO NOT raise tuition fees. Otherwise...America will face an even worse educational crisis. Does the stuff I typed make sense? hope it does. And......the good news is that the expensive tuition fee paid to a great college was actually worth it since my sister got a great job 2 weeks before graduation.
2016-04-07 01:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Night of the Living Dead Sausage Pants.
2007-10-02 18:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Grand Theft Sausage
2007-10-02 18:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Sky Guy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is an awesome thought...72 Buks to haunt 1 JR! That will be one heck of a party time! I bet JR will miss at least 666 questions that night. Go Spider go!
That Thriller answer up there would be awesome too...can you see 72 Buks dancing to thriller and Jr is running with pee down his pants in front of them...Somebody please make that video...wheres Shizz when we need her?
2007-10-02 23:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sausage Fest
2007-10-02 18:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They will rampage and go and pull a giant sausage heist, causing chaos through out the world, as people realize, there are no more sausages, of any kind, to be found anywhere. Pandemonium and anarchy will then ensue.
2007-10-03 04:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
crank the tunes to 'Monster Mash',bring out the hooch,a big bonfire and voila'!
Another of Buks Backyard Barbeques a' la Halloween,:)
2007-10-02 19:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There'll be a lot a sausage pokin goin on.
Watch out for the pitchforks.
His sister rides a broom- better be careful!
2007-10-02 18:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Not *Buk*!"cried the Uptight, and scattered like birds
"No, they will not" said the man of few words
With minds put at ease
And eager to please
They resumed picking raisins from turds...
But with a flash of green light and a rumble of thunder
Out of graves long deleted, the Unpants-ed *did* blunder!
So laugh, grab a beer
And do not shed one tear
For tight-asses that get torn asunder...
2007-10-05 07:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋