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how damn hard did you suck that thing?

2007-10-02 23:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by johnny trash 5 · 1 0

I don't believe so. Unless you had unprotected sex before, after, or during the drinking of that soda without a straw.

2007-10-02 17:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by peteryoung144 6 · 0 1

Sorry, babies dont come from drinking sodas without straws. Where did you learn about these things??

2007-10-02 17:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by 'ol wise oracle 5 · 1 1

Not today, because the stars are turning pernurple but it might happen if this were the 2nd or 3rd Monday in the 6th week of July in the year 4582, I suppose you might get preggos then, if you were still alive.

2007-10-02 17:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2 0

The soda sperms have attached themselves to your cheeks and begun to breed. Quick go brush your teeth!

2007-10-03 05:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Was the straw wrapped? That counts.

2007-10-02 17:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Use a straw next time and you won't have to worry.

2007-10-02 17:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by SinSister 5 · 2 0

unless hohoho put some sperm on the end of that straw and u stick it in your ********. i think u will make it. but for sure i would take a test.

2007-10-02 17:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, let's just say you wouldn't be the first since alot of P&Sers have gotten pregnant in bizarre ways too.

Lol.

2007-10-02 18:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

Hahaha, that's great! That depends....was the straw wearing a condom at the time?

2007-10-02 17:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by lafemelle 4 · 2 1

If it was out of a bottle then chances are good. However, if it was out of a can you probably just needed your daily dose of aluminum.

2007-10-02 18:49:32 · answer #11 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1 0

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