what's the funniest thing you have seen happen at a funeral?

Question

thankyou logicboy well said. i hope my funeral raises a few laughs otherwise i will come back and haunt them! lol

razzle-now that's what i call a funeral

these answers are fab! lmao

Answer 1

My friend died many years ago and he arranged his own funeral.
He was a Drag Queen so there was all of his fellow drag friends there too... all in drag and they were all told to wear the biggest hats possible!
No one was aloud to wear anything black (not even the vicar) if you turned up in black you had to remove it so there was a few guys and girls in under pants as their trousers were black.
He had some very funny music playing in the church and his hymns were sung by a drag act with the worst voice ever...
it was soooo funny and a true representation of what he was like in life...best funeral ive ever been too. and you dont say that very often.
i miss him.

Answer 2

Lol. advantageous tale. The funniest ingredient that has ever occurred to me occurred this previous 365 days. there grew to become right into a "senior deliver-off" at my college and each and each grade different than for twelfth have been asked to placed on various performances. nicely I comprehensive as a duet, that song "Love That I Hate You" via Rhianna and Ne yo. anyhow, me and my important different had gotten up there and we sang the lyrics out of that song. So we've been all intense lively whilst as we've been occurring the stairs of the degree, I tripped and fell face first in front of the full college. It grew to become into the worst yet funniest adventure in my life. xD

Answer 3

I don't know how funny this was for the parties involved in the funeral, but I found it rather entertaining. I have a close friend who repossessed a car out of a funeral precession! He shared this story with me once, and I honestly couldn't help but to find it rather amusing! Everyone needs to quit being so politically correct and just answer the question! Great question by the way!

Answer 4

Nothing at a funeral but on the way to cremate my mother, my brother started cracking jokes which my mother would turn in her grave. It made it worse for my sister and i to start laughing. What the driver thought i don't know. The joke was about the last supper.

Answer 5

At my aunts cremation in the early 90's,my sister left her bag in the crematorium,as we went outside we saw John Major and his wife Norma walking towards us with loads of people all around them,next minute some guy came running up to us with my sisters bag,apparently it had caused a security alert.It was Norma's mother's cremation i found out later in a local paper,we did have a good laugh over it at the time,plus my aunt always loved a good joke.

Answer 6

Not funny, but very strange. At the funeral home on the night of the viewing for a neighbor, when the family found out that the deceased had been an organ donor, one of his brothers climbed over the pews of the chapel trying to get to the casket and tried to pull his brother's body out screaming the whole time.

Answer 7

What about at a wedding? I've never been to a funeral (thank God) so I'll give you a wedding story.
Picture it
Sitting in the chapel, my sister's getting married, they are in the midst of the reading of the vows
My cuz gives me a nudge and I look over to the grooms side and WOW there sits his aunt, picking up her son in his little tuxedo (he looked so cute) but he was like TWO OR THREE, and she pops out her breast and starts to breast feed right there.
I have no problems with moms breast feeding in public as long as there's a blanket or towel covering for modesty sake, so let me just clear that up real quick so nobody gets pissed and misunderstands my shock.

But I don't know which was worse, the fact that it couldn't wait for the ceremony to be over (it wasn't like he was being fussy, he wasn't) and her boob was just swinging free in the middle of church, and it was only a quicky ceremony that lasted maybe 15 minutes, or the fact that the child WAS LIKE THREE AND WALKING AND TALKING (!!!) AND THAT IS JUST WAAAAYYYY TOO LONG TO BE BREAST FEEDING.
It made great reception talk though.

Answer 8

after my GreatGrandma's viewing we all went out to this resturant called ChaCho's and i turned around and saw my 20something yr old cuzin laughing and talking and taking shots with these two random blondes chicks! when i look back on it i just laugh. idk y but it was weird that all of us were having a good time after Ama's viewing! it was kinda fun cuz it was one of the times were most of my big family(well, my mom's side) got together. we were all together for about 3 days! i barely see some of them now and that was only a year ago!

Answer 9

I like looking at peoples clothes at funerals.They`re either out of date,too small,too long,smelling of mothballs,or the suit trousers are two inches above the shoes.And it keeps my mind off the morbid way we send our loved ones on the last journey they will take.

Answer 10

When the sister of the deceased gave me a cinnamon Altoid (I had never had them b4) andshe almost died laughing (no pun intended) at my extremely shocked face and our whole section laughed until we cried...again. Old Ray woulda loved it!