I mean by accident, NOT on purpose!
2007-10-02 10:45:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My boyfriend! We were going to BBQ and I insisted I could start the darn thing with charcoal and lighter fluid. I tried and failed miserably (not enough fluid). He again offered to do it for me and, being the stubborn a*s that I am, I said "no, I got it. No problem!" I DOUSED it in fluid. When I lit it, it shot flames into the air at least 10ft high. I'm surprised I didn't burn his house down. What I did do, however, is ever-so-gracefully panic and jump...pushing him right into the grill, which astonishingly, sent his shirt up in flames in about 1.6 seconds!
He must have thought I was "hot" because we're married now. (:
2007-10-02 10:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Grá 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here goes...
I had just read in a magazine to kill the bacteria in your dish cloth or sponge that you use to wash the dishes with, put it in the microwave for a minute.
Well, I had washed the dishes and threw the dish cloth in the microwave for a minute. I then ran up the steps to talk to my then boyfriend and I heard something POP! I stopped talking and asked him, "what was that?" He said it was a firecracker. I said, "Why does it sound like it's in the house?" (We were the only ones in the house.) He said he didn't know and that's when I took off running like a bolt of lightening! (The timer on the microwave got stuck at 1 minute and didn't turn itself off!!)
I made it downstairs to the kitchen to see flames INSIDE my microwave. He came downstairs and was going to pick it up and put it on the patio. I don't remember how we got it outside, but I was so embarrassed when I called the fire department. *cringing at the thought*
When the fire department got there one of the fire ladies told me she had set at least 2 microwaves on fire.
Just think, I could have burned down our home all because I followed the rules to some dumb magazine article.
2007-10-02 10:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I set a huge dried flower displayin a pub on fire once, many years ago now. It caught the curtains alight and burnt and blistered the paintwork around the curtains. I was trying to get my lighter to work, some sparks flew off it and Hey Presto Wooof! Suprisingley the landlord didn`t bar me and carried on drinking for the rest of the evening....
2007-10-02 10:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the altar at church. i was serving and i needed to bring over the insence (right whhere the hardwood meets the rug). well i go to open it and it slips from my hand. all the hot coals fell out and it made a huge clater. now they need to get a new carpet and the whole hardwood floor redone. (it was a big big big floor)
other than that, my hair. i was altar seving and i had hair down to my chin. well i bowed my head and my hair went right into the candle. weveryone but the priest saw the smoke. so while i was trying to get the ashes out during the homily, the priest saying mass gave me a nasty look for playing with my hair. everyone saw that too.
2007-10-02 10:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toliet paper, man does that stuff burn fast! Still burns me, lol.
My dad's nickname is flaming mitt, because he was working on one of our race cars once and he handled gasoline while wearing gloves. Then he lit a cigarrette without taking off the gloves and it caught fire. He tried to put it our by putting the glove between his knees and then he caught his pants on fire, etc, etc... lol
And once my brother shot a bottle rocket at my dads butt, another flame another day, lol.
I am getting off topic, but there are more....
2007-10-02 10:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A garbage can when I was getting my vehicle repaired. Someone threw a rag away that had gasoline on it! When I lit my cigarette and dropped the match in the can, (I thought the match was out), Kaboom! What a blast that was! You should have seen the giant flames and smoke that started coming out the can! It startled me to death and embarrassed me even more!
(That was about 30 years ago!)
2007-10-02 10:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Buddie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
On purpose, a fart
By accident, my mom's hair
2007-10-02 10:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My neighbors house I was 7 and no one ever found out, no one got hurt and no personal property was damaged (i mean like the stuff inside) and the outside part of the house that got burned was payed by insurance
2007-10-02 10:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel H 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was 6 and burned down a big pine tree. After the fire dept put it out and were leaving the tree fell and landed on my neighbors fence. I got my *** beat for that one!!
2007-10-02 10:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by twism 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The backseat of my father's car - my friend dropped a cigarette and it was the first time I'd ever taken the car alone - as an adult (age 18).
2007-10-02 10:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by Done 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋