1) Rosie O' Donnell
2) Paris Hilton
3) George Clooney
2007-10-02 09:46:38 · 18 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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The following are celebrity Personals listed in the L.A. Times, penned by the celebrities themselves. Can you guess who's who?
1) Opinionated, often funny loudmouth seeking "significant other" to share really big house with herself and adopted kid (who won't really be in the way cuz i've an au pair). Likes to talk... A LOT; does not play nice with others. Elisabeth Hasselbeck a @#$!!** idiot and Donald Trump sucks %$#@! A**.
2. Erm.............. um....... i like do it..... a lot, cuz that's hot. And, like video-taping me in the nude is okay. That's so hot.
I put my dog in my purse. It's A Louis Vutton and costs more than your house. *giggles* that's hot.
3. Former Dr. Doug Ross seeks a female companion, willing to put out periodically and be satisfied with an on-again/off-again relationship, short-term only for the sake of the press. Models & 20 yr olds welcome. I'm super skilled, and I can "Mambo Italiano" cuz my famous mommy taught me how. I was in a remake of Oceans Eleven if you didn't get the first clue. *hint hint*.
1) Rosie O' Donnell
2) Paris Hilton
3) George Clooney
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2007-10-02 10:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-19 16:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rosie O' Donnell:
Sexy-ish 40-something brunette BBW butch seeks femme who is not afraid of a challenge and lots of attention (for better or worse). Must share in hatred of Bush and Trump. I was in a made for TV movie as a handicapped woman who liked riding a bus. ; )
Paris Hilton:
Mature 22-year-old princess seeks a guy... that's hot.
George Clooney:
George Clooney. THE ACTUAL George Clooney. Seriously.
2007-10-02 10:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Paris: Seeking SWM for SWF heiress. Must love animals- especially dogs- and dressing them in elaborate costumes. Being cooperative with papparazi a MUST, being able to drive through them without hitting a parked car- preferred. Turn-ons should include oversized sunglasses, large handbags, push-up bras, and other things that are hot. Heir to thrown, large corporation, etc. are encouraged to respond. Text "HOT" to PARIS (7-2-7-4-7) if interested.
2007-10-02 09:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by caseyisverycute 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) looking for my own show! For some reason I keep getting kicked off others. Pls e-mail me Rosie@getacareer.com
2)Looking for a leading man to star in " A free night at the Hilton". Pls e-mail me-Paris@thehilton.com
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2007-10-02 09:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Marge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton:
SWF looking for hot SWM. Must drive luxuroius car with air bags. Love to walk along the beach or at least slam my mercedes into one. Looks are a must so the relationshipand overall appearance balances out.
Rosie O'Donnel:
Big sexy female looking for small female. Small enough so that i don't have to chop you up when the relationship sours out and I eat you. Must have big ears to match my mouth. Must be very good with a shovel. Must have experience shoveling bon bons into a wide opening.
2007-10-02 09:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
George Clooney:
I love pigs and I used to live with one. Unfortunately, he died, so I am lonely and need a new pig. Hey Paris or Rosie- either of you available?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200612/s1804100.htm
2007-10-02 09:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by howldine 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Didn't Taco Bell discover that beans and cheese go together well? They got it right, because between the two of them, I am laughing my butt off.
1. Single white lesbian seeks woman who looks remarkably like Tom Selleck so she can have someone to b**** at 24/7, instead of just while at work.
2. Single alienesque heiress, as stupid as she is wealthy, seeks hot guy for co-starring role in home sex tapes. Actual driving skills, contacts at the county jail, and a complete willingness to walk around tiny piles of doggy crap a plus.
3. Single white male seeks beautiful woman to accessorize his arm, pleasure him in private, and stay two steps behind in public so as not to hog the spotlight. Women seeking a committed relationship which might actually develop into something as solid as an engagement or marriage need not apply.
2007-10-02 23:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. Single W/F, over weight, opinionated beyond belief, used to have a career, was in a terrible movie called "Exit To Eden", likes to hash out her issues in the public eye, annoying as hell. Seeks similar!
2. Single W/ F (sometimes) rich, giggling c*nt, crys on national TV when asked to spell her own name, uses pets as accessories, only eats cashew nuts, has had every communicable disease known to human kind, thinks she can sing because she is rich. Seeks similar as long as they are rich and have no scruples or idea of how to treat other people.
3. Single W/M attractive, good actor, not good with vehicles, perpetual bachelor, plays the same role in every movie, was on Rosanne in the early 90s but probably wouldn't admit it, annoyingly smug, seeks blond, plastic boobed bimbo to subjugate!
2007-10-02 09:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1) Enjoys thin white women who look like men. Enjoys heated debates. Dislikes the NRA and Donald Trump. I'm a lady with more to love.
2) I like to make. . .er I mean watch, movies. I don't much care for eating. I'm hot. I would love to find a man who has millions of dollars and likes dogs.
3) I enjoy candlelit dinners with women half my age. Must be a model looking for a relationship with no strings attached.
2007-10-02 09:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋