He scratches his nuts in public.
2007-10-02 09:14:19
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answered by EM 6
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LOL! I don't know what is funnier, you're question or Bob Ross avatar...
Um, what does my husband do that mortifies me in public. I would have to say that I really don't like it when he terrifies other poor mortals (he was a bouncer for ten years and he is from Sparta) when they dare to cast a appreciative glance at his woman. Very neanderthalish.
2007-10-02 16:23:11
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answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7
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She whines, gets overly cutesy, breaks out a with a gigantic fart, or an off-the-cuff rattling burp. This stuff doesn't happen all the time, but when it does it is unbelievably vivid, and quite embarrassing.
2007-10-03 07:02:39
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm in the clear and fine unless he gets mad then I run. Cause he can't control his temper. He thinks he can but NOOoooooooo
I have many times hide in the backsit of the car cause he's hanging out the window yelling. Worse if we are out and I have to find a place to hide. ha ha
2007-10-02 16:19:02
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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My husband used to say this to EVERY waiter in our travels:
"Does this food have preservatives in it. My wife needs all the preservatives she can get."
In the mortification dept. He used to use the F word as casually as any other word in the language. Strange but in every other way he was a perfect gentleman.
2007-10-02 16:22:22
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answered by Just Tink 6
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She does this thing where she looks like a cat that's coughing up a hairball when she has to sneeze. But the thing is, sometimes she sneezes, sometimes she doesn't. But she does the cat thing every time, no matter what.
2007-10-02 16:22:32
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answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5
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He farts...LOUD, then says "Oh hun, jeeze" really loud too.
btw...transgendered is the last section you answered a question in, it automatically catagorizes your "ask" question in the section you just "answered" in unless you choose otherwise.
2007-10-02 16:18:10
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answered by Xanadu 5
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My wife would say it's when I make Wookie calls in the store. It's how I find her in the store if we get separated. She hates it but also finds it very funny.
2007-10-02 16:15:14
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answered by Anonymous
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My husband doesn't do anything in public that mortifies me. He's very well behaved. lol. ;o)
2007-10-02 16:19:14
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answered by ? 7
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When we go out to eat, he always complains about the food or service! It embarrasses me.
2007-10-02 16:18:14
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answered by summergirl 5
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Farts
Ewwwwwwwwwww.
2007-10-02 16:13:47
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answered by orange c 4
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