"I've paid the bills/ Taken care of the kids/ You've been out drinking/ Now we're on the skids." 'Have a nice life without me.' When it is an event worth sharing, it is truly a Hallmark moment.
2007-10-02 08:18:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
(Soldier with an assault rifle in hand ...)
"Last time you left me ... I missed you ...
Next time, I won't !" .... LOL!
2007-10-03 07:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jack Rabbit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a Hallmark card ready to be printed....
"Since you've been gone, my life has begun...
No more nagging, just lots of fun!!
But one thing I forgot to say when we called it quits....
Hurry up bit** and pick up your sh*t!!
No room for you in this house, and none in my heart...
But being a good person, I finish what I start!!
I started to say that you once knew me soo well,
but now that we're done...I say go to HE**!!!"
Have a nice life loser!
hahaha!
2007-10-02 08:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Properly, I think it's more of a sympathy card...I always think it's a sad thing when a marriage fails...even if divorce is the best option for the couple, I still think it's sad that either one or both of them didn't keep each other first...failed love is a sad thing, IMO.
2007-10-02 08:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by melouofs 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I actually wanted to do an entire "hate" line.
Dear________,
I heard you had your dick
in another chick,
So I pack my bags
and you can have the old hag.
She is a Fat Ugly Hog,
PS, I am taking the dog.
Sincerely,
Bubbles
2007-10-02 10:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sick Chicks Ink makes some good ones:
There is no shame in divorce. Who you chose to marry is, however, a bit embarrassing.
2007-10-02 08:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by mistress_piper 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You've cheated on me....
How green is HER grass?
I hope she gets smart.....
and dumps your sorry @ss!!
or
You never have anything nice to say
All you do is talk smack
I'm leaving for good, now can I have
The last 9 years of my life BACK???
2007-10-02 08:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. GTO 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I used to work in a banquet hall for marriages. We used to wonder why they don't have divorce parties. We always have receptions, but why not divorce receptions? Think about it...it could be a single's mingle theme!!!
Good one! :D
2007-10-02 08:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by keo31204 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"I promised forever... to take care of your heart.
I promised to the end... right from the start.
But dam b**** I ain't puttin' up with all those skid marks."
_________________________-
"It's been real... and it's been fun... but it hasn't been real fun."
___________________________
"the sh** hit the fan... I won't be home to clean it up... now... and forever."
____________________________
"hey do you think I could have the ring back?"
____________________________
front of card... "darling, the words I speak are a sign of my love... open this to find out just how much... "
inside of card... " {blank} "
2007-10-02 08:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congradulations, we're divorced!
Freedom: you can do whatever you like, and it's no longer a reflection on me.
2007-10-02 08:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
Here's one:
(Cover) - So sad, So sorry, To hear the news...
(Inside) - That you droped his sorry behind!
Good luck on being free again!
KEO- My family did throw me a little party when my divorce was finial :) The cake said "You finally did IT!"
2007-10-02 08:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Spring 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I called my attorney today and he was in the Bahamas playing golf.......
he said to tell you thanks!
Here is to you where ever your at,
Here is to the one you cheated on me with
and I hope she gets FAT!
Thank you for giving me back my life
And all your money!!
2007-10-02 08:40:21 · answer #11 · answered by soulmate_n_nc 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋