Did you jump in bed from 4 feet out and NEVER hang your arms or feet over the edge? I did and it worked! I'm still here.
2007-10-02 06:32:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, I did!! That's funny to remember such silly things we did as kids. I used to stand at my bedroom door and access the area around my bed that stood 8 feet from the doorway and, once I was certain that the monster was COMPLETELY underneath, I would get a running start and jump onto the bed, stuff myself way down under the covers and then listen carefully for any movement beneath me. If I didn't hear any noise, then I assumed I was successful and the monster would leave me alone in the night.!! I bet I did that for 7-8 years before I finally broke the bed rails and slept on the floor with my mattress and box springs because I had been told to STOP that before I broke it. I was alright that since the monster couldn't get under me then. I had the last laugh!! LOL
Thank God I stopped doing that. My husband would think I was NUTS if he saw that! hahahahahaha
Sandy :O)
2007-10-02 06:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a closet monster. I could never ever fall asleep with the closet door open- not even a crack! I still to this day close the closet door before bed and I know theres no closet monster!!!!! I use to turn my closet light on and then close the door. Each time I woke up in the night Id check to see if it was still closed!!!!!
2007-10-02 06:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whaddaya mean "when you were a youngster"? I still jump in bed from 4 feet out and never hang my arms or feet over the edge.
BTW...does anybody know what katydid...? : )
2007-10-02 13:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Chug-a-Lug 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The monster below my mattress, the monster in my closet vanished when I ordered my dad to eliminate the closet door, definite i became that terriefied haha! So the monster below my mattress nonetheless exists. i might bounce of faraway from my mattress while i might awaken And definite this became a jointly as in the past, Baha!
2016-10-05 23:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by richberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I used to run from the door and jump in to the bed. It was really weird b/c i when i walked in my sleep and i used to end up under the bed who knows why.
2007-10-02 06:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just made a deal with the monster under the bed and told him if he didn't leave me alone, I was going to throw my brother under there with him!! He left me alone after that!!
2007-10-02 06:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rather than spending $7,000 on counseling, my dad just cut the legs off my bed...
"Ain't no ******* monsters under there now, so go to sleep before I give you something to REALLY cry about" he said
2007-10-02 06:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never had a monster under my bed. My mother was such a "B" that the monsters were afraid of HER.
2007-10-02 06:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by kathi1vee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crap you mean there was one under there too? I just got rid of the on in my closet! Wonderful, 8 more years of therapy.
2007-10-02 08:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never believe that there was a monster in my bed!
2007-10-02 06:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by kk loves richie sambora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋