I have been using Axe body spray; thinking that if I smell like a prepubescent boy's locker room, girls would then throw themselves at me. 3 years, $500,000 and countless bottles later I have yet to have one girl penetrate the mile radius of the smell that is my Axe - Phoenix body spray. Do I have a case?
2007-10-02 06:15:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
No lawsuit is necessary, it just means you're not using enough! Try 2 cans a day.
2007-10-02 06:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. The law does not make those guarantees if you have big ears and a natural repulsion to the babes.
2007-10-02 06:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because it is understood that the commercials are for entertainment purposes and the claims that Axe gets you babes are considered "mere puffery."
2007-10-02 06:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I suspect the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe will be able to help you with your case.
2007-10-02 06:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine that no girl could get near you with those ears, no matter how much they wanted to!
2007-10-02 06:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You are ridiculous. Haha.
2007-10-02 06:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by J. Dubb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋