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I realize The Nolte shouldn't feel insecure (hell, just LOOK at me), but I want to be prepared just in case my woman falls prey to temptation from a certain "handy man".

2007-10-02 06:10:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

odds10, he won't have her if I break his legs.

2007-10-02 06:18:49 · update #1

Oh yeah, Odd Job boy? The Nolte knows all about revenge. Do you think Busey's near-fatal motorcycle crash was an "accident"? Think again.

2007-10-02 08:21:40 · update #2

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Oh, honey, it ain't never gonna happen! You are my only virtual man! How could I even look at anyone else after seeing your handsome face?

I'm sorry I doubted you . . . please don't let this spoil what we have.

♥♥NOLTE♥♥

2007-10-02 06:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 3 1

Certainly there are a lot of temptations out there and so trust must be present. Also open and honest communications so that you two can discuss when and if others are showing an interest in either of you.. Yes as hard as it is to beleive your woman might be wise to be worried also as there may very well be other females would love to get their mitts onto him. Best of luck to you both in remaining faithful and resisiting all these temptations.

2007-10-02 06:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 2 0

Never leave your woman in any circumstances where certain handy-man-from-the-pornos situations can spontaneously arise, ever. Be extra, extra paranoid, especially of those Truly Nolen bastards - all of that murdering of household pests gives them a killer hankering for some lady friend attention, ya know.

2007-10-02 06:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2 0

you don't have to worry THE NOLTE, but if you feel a bit freaked out just kill the dude and bury him in some kinda stadium .. it worked for getting rid of Hoffa...

2007-10-02 08:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pay attention to your girl. If you switch your attention from her to what the handy man might do, he wins. Put your energy into your significant other, not into an insignificant handy man.

2007-10-02 06:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kim K 2 · 1 0

This handy man knows all about septic tanks.

I often throw in a dead rat to keep the process 'alive' ..... if you know what I mean.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

2007-10-02 07:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Keep her busy with the laundry and cooking an cleaning. Beat her if the house isnt clean and dinner isn't ready when you are on work release.

2007-10-02 06:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Better keep on your toes, or he will have her. But, also to, that maybe a blessing.

2007-10-02 06:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

She's going to do what she's going to do. You can't affect her choices. Just be yourself and if she's into that, she'll be into that.

2007-10-02 06:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your funny..

2007-10-02 07:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Little big brains 3 · 2 0

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