A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.
He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land.
The landowner assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the buyer would have no part of it.
Finally, the landowner made an offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for free. The buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.
An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor guy slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung.
The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No... the bees never touched me - but doesn't that calf have a mother!?!"
2007-10-02 05:45:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
good one!!! starred!!!
2007-10-02 05:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nay
2007-10-02 12:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jellybean had her little bean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be under Jokes & Riddles?
2007-10-02 12:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, some guys have all the luck!
2007-10-02 12:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nay
2007-10-02 12:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nay
2007-10-02 12:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by king_tots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha?
2007-10-02 12:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NAY, Wrong catagory....
2007-10-02 12:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by bobemac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww hahahahahahaha
2007-10-02 12:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by enuf8.5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-02 12:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by k i w i ♥182 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay. I dont get it.
2007-10-02 12:48:38 · answer #11 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋