I'm pretty sure my blinks are as long as anyone else's, but I declare when I finished my blink, they were all gone! Just like that. How do they DO it?! Only HD employees have this talent...
2007-10-02 05:17:19 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
EXCELSIOR, looooooooooooool!!!!
2007-10-02 05:25:50 · update #1
You guys are HILARIOUS!!
2007-10-02 06:04:19 · update #2
I've had that happen in big box stores also.
Sometimes I resort to screaming "MARKO" and wait for someone to answer "POLO". You'd be amazed at how quick someone comes to help you when you're yelling that. Give 'er a try next time!
2007-10-02 05:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by kadisciples 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
they have a special training for Home Depot employees. They have to be able to move at the speed of light.
That's why you can't see them go - they vanish faster than ANYONE can blink.
very few people qualify for HD because of this special necessary talent - the ones that don't make it get jobs at Lowes.
some of them are still pretty quick too, though ....
hehe
2007-10-02 05:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by pir8 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Every time someone was fired at the Home Depot I worked at (which was often), they were escorted out of the building after they got their things. Its to ensure that someone doesn't fly off the handle and hurt themselves, someone else, or store property.
2016-05-19 05:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what they're chatting about. "Hey, when that guy comes to ask something, let's put our magic rings together and use the powers of laziness." That's not the only place. Walmart, K-Mart, a bunch of stores.
2007-10-02 07:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are a rare breed of the
we know nothing tribe
and have perfected the art of camouflage
2007-10-02 05:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
the same way ninjas do it....did you think to look up in the rafters after your blink, i bet ya they were perched up in the rafters making faces at you
2007-10-02 05:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by excelsiorgtr420 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HD trains their employees to do that. I can never find one to help me find something, never.
2007-10-02 05:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Head 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It takes many many years of practice.
2007-10-02 05:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I use to work at Target and trust me if they dont want to talk to you they know how to avoid you.
2007-10-02 05:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by caddie_manjd 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They do that to me too!! Try Lowe's. They are way better!!
2007-10-02 07:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋